51 Funny Wise Words about Life, Entertaining and Providing Valuable Life Lessons

Kapanlagi.com - Wise words never fail to provide advice and guidance. As the name suggests, wise words are often associated with serious language. However, surprisingly, wise words can also be delivered in a humorous and funny way. In fact, funny wise words about life can become comforting sentences.

In living a life that is sometimes easy and sometimes difficult, wise advice is indeed needed. Because through these words, we can learn many things about how to behave wisely. As mentioned earlier, funny wise words can provide lessons as well as entertainment. It means that reading these words can uplift the spirit of life and mood at the same time.

Compiled from various sources, here are some funny wise words about life that entertain and have meaning.

1. Funny Wise Words about Life

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Wise words contain advice about life. These words contain valuable meanings and life lessons. We can learn these life lessons by interpreting each word. But, what are wise words like when delivered in a funny way? Here are some funny wise words about life.

1. "When life doesn't give you a smile, tickle it a little.

2. "Don't worry, good days will come. Those days are called Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

3. "Money doesn't guarantee someone's happiness. But if you don't have money, your happiness is even less guaranteed.

4. "Learn from armpit hair, even though it is always trapped, it still remains strong and keeps growing.

5. "If you feel lonely, turn off the lights and watch a horror movie. So you won't feel lonely anymore."

6. "My life feels like a test that I have never studied for."

7. "When life closes the door on you, just open it again. It's just a door, that's how it works."

8. "I'm stuck between 'I have to save money' and 'I only live once'."

9. "If you fail on the first try, it means you're not cut out for skydiving."

10. "Life is like a very long TV show without a remote control."

11. "Humans can plan, but the balance also determines."

12. "Always follow your heart. But remember, bring your brain too."

13. "Life is like photography. You need negatives to develop."

2. Funny Wise Words to Boost Spirit of Life

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Just like wise words in general, funny wise words can also be used to boost the spirit of life. Reading and contemplating the meaning of these words will cultivate motivation in facing the days. Here are some funny wise words that can boost the spirit of life.

1. "If someone mocks you for being ugly, just relax. Tell them that you're not a mirror."

2. "It doesn't matter if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste."

3. "Life is already hard and sometimes full of problems. That's why sometimes life just needs to be laughed at."

4. "Work hard and don't stop until your neighbor thinks your fortune is from black magic."

5. "The best way to appreciate work is to imagine yourself without a job."

6. "If plan A doesn't work, there are still 25 other letters in the alphabet. Just relax."

7. "I work hard because I know money doesn't have legs to walk into my pocket by itself."

8. "God, please give me patience. If You give me strength, maybe I will punch that person right in the face."

9. "Motivators and speakers can't make me work diligently. Only installments and bills that you can afford."

10. "I don't like violence. But it's okay if I'm hit with luck."

11. "Sunglasses can help you observe people without being noticed. Just like Facebook in the real world."

12. "Payday is like an ex, eagerly awaited but only lasts for a short time."

13. "Don't look back at the past, be careful of the upcoming turns."

3. Funny Wise Words to Entertain

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Funny wise words can also be used as jokes. The humorous element in these wise words will make anyone who reads or hears them laugh happily. Here are some funny wise words that can cheer up troubled hearts.

1. "If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a payment."

2. "Just because someone looks good doesn't mean they are the best for you. Even spilled milk remains white."

3. "I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."

4. "The bed is a magical place that helps me remember everything I forgot during the day."

5. "If you're ugly, don't be afraid to love. Because the ones who should be afraid are the ones you love."

6. "Men are sometimes like advertisements. You can't trust what they say."

7. "Don't be arrogant if you become a boss. In the market, the boss sells 10 thousand for 3."

8. "Knowledge is like underwear, very useful if you have it. But it doesn't mean you have to show it."

9. "The ironing board is actually a surrendering slide board to chase its dreams. So, don't be an ironing board."

10. "Don't let your friend be alone. Keep bothering them."

11. "My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information comes in and then they can't be found again."

12. "If someone throws a stone at you, respond with a flower...along with its pot."

13. "To mathematics, be mature and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving your problems."

14. "Women are very susceptible to diabetes, because they often swallow sweet promises."

15. "Life is full of obstacles. If there are many obstacles, it means catering."

4. Funny Wise Words from Famous Figures

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Famous figures' words are often quoted as pearls of wisdom. This is because many figures have consistently made wise and meaningful statements. Surprisingly, among them are some figures who have uttered funny wise words. Who are they? Here are some of them.

1. "A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is one who can find a man like that." - Lana Turner

2. "If you don't want to look foolish, you won't have anything big happen to you." (Dr. Gregory House)

3. "Be like a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet inside." (Katherine Gaskin)

4. "If you don't want to look foolish, you won't have anything big happen to you." (Dr. Gregory House)

5. "Some people bring happiness wherever they go, while others bring happiness whenever they leave." (Oscar Wilde)

6. "Listen, smile, and agree. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway." (Robert Downey Jr.)

7. "Friendship is a slow-ripening fruit." (Aristotle)

8. "Never argue with stupid people, because onlookers won't be able to tell who's the most foolish." (Mark Twain)

9. "If you can't make something good, at least make it look good." (Bill Gates)

10. "If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito." (Dalai Lama)

Those are 51 funny words that entertain and provide valuable life lessons. Hopefully, they are useful and inspiring!

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