48 Funny Coffee Quotes to Entertain and Make You Laugh, Suitable for Social Media Status

Kapanlagi.com - Drinking coffee or ngopi has become a habit for many people. Not only quenching thirst, many people drink coffee to find inspiration. The delicious sensation and aroma of coffee can indeed stimulate passion and inspiration. In fact, inspiration from coffee is now expressed in the form of words. One of them is funny coffee quotes that entertain and can make you laugh.

As the name suggests, funny coffee quotes can be a simple entertainment in difficult times. Although simple, these words can invite laughter, changing the mood from gloomy to happy. The humor in these words is also suitable for joking around while enjoying a relaxed coffee time with friends. Or it can also be used as a social media status.

Gathered from various sources, here are some funny coffee quotes that entertain and are suitable for social media status.

1. Funny Coffee Quotes to Entertain

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As mentioned earlier, reading funny words can be a simple entertainment that can be done in spare time. Although only simple words, these words can make someone smile and laugh out loud. Here are some simple but entertaining funny coffee quotes.

1. "Coffee is like you. You say you want to have coffee together but end up just chatting, coffee becomes the scapegoat."

2. "Coffee is like life, it has its bitterness and sweetness. The bitterness is like the neighbor's bad breath, the sweetness is like me."

3. "Do you like coffee? If yes, it means your life is saved from infidel and black magic jin."

4. "Coffee and cigarettes are a perfect match, don't let fried bananas come between them."

5. "Sir, order one cup of coffee, but please separate the coffee and sugar. Let them know how it feels to be separated."

6. "Coffee. Thick black bitter liquid. Similar to the bitterness of life or the bitterness of mother-in-law's sarcasm".

7. "Getting back with an ex is like brewing coffee with leftover grounds. It won't taste good."

8. "Men are like a cup of coffee. They are strong, warm, and will always take care of you day and night."

9. "God, please let me know 10 minutes before doomsday so I can have a cup of coffee first."

10. "I don't know what it would be like if there was no coffee in this world, maybe I would live like a speck of dust and not know the way home."

11. "My advice, if you wake up early, drink coffee quickly so you can tell who is transgender and who is not, transgender people are now good-looking, especially Thai transgender."

12. "A relationship without any arguments is like expired coffee. It's tasteless and not enjoyable."

2. Funny Coffee Quotes for Jokes

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Funny and entertaining coffee quotes can be used as jokes when gathering with friends. These quotes can be used as jokes or puns.

13. "Don't show off too much, it's better to drink coffee more to enjoy."

14. "This coffee no longer needs sugar if you are in front of me."

15. "What coffee makes the day gloomy? Choosing to leave me."

16. "Have coffee first, so that when you turn your friend's girlfriend, you won't lose to sleepiness."

17. "Coffee alone can make me nervous, what about you?"

18. "I'm handsome, but single. Well, coffee, even though it's bitter, many people like it."

19. "You and coffee are the same. Both make me fall in love."

20. "Have coffee first, so as to avoid being in the group of people who suffer losses."

21. "Not only coffee can be cold. The heart can also be cold if it's just left alone."

22. "Being close to you is so exciting, like sipping a friend's coffee, but not saying it."

3. Funny Coffee Quotes Suitable for Social Media Status

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Funny coffee quotes are also very suitable to be used as status on social media. Especially for those of you who are known to be humorous and enjoy sharing funny entertaining things. Here are funny coffee quotes that are suitable to be used as social media status.

23. "COFFEE. When the Brain Needs Inspiration."

24. "I envy coffee, even though it's bitter, many people like it."

25. "Coffee can cause relaxation and sleep disturbances."

26. "Deja brew. A feeling that says you've tasted this coffee before."

27. "Waking up without coffee feels like one of the food chains is missing."

28. "I haven't had coffee all day, no wonder I can't distinguish between what is right and what is wrong."

30. "Depression is when you run out of your usual morning coffee to sip."

31. "Depresso is the feeling you experience when you run out of coffee."

32. "As bitter as coffee can be, it's even more bitter when there's no coffee."

33. "Need an extra cup of coffee to remedy your failed understanding."

34. "If your life feels bitter, it means your coffee is lacking sugar."

35. "It's not easy to be attracted if the coffee you're drinking is cute."

4. Funny Coffee Quotes in Javanese

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Ngopi is a term that is quite often used in the daily lives of Javanese people. In Javanese language itself, there are several jokes or funny words about ngopi. Here are some funny ngopi phrases in Javanese.

36. "Kopi iku pait. Seng manis yo gur janji-janji seng ora tau mbok lakoni." (Coffee is bitter. The sweet ones are just promises that you never fulfill)

37. "Urip iku koyo kopi, yen gak iso nikmati rasane pait." (Life is like coffee, if you can't enjoy it, it will taste bitter.)

38. "Kuat lakoni, ora kuat tinggal ngopi." (Be strong to live, if you can't, just drink coffee.)

39. "Kalem, Kang. Dipikir karo ngopi." (Calm down, Sir. Just think while drinking coffee.)

40. "Ketimbang ngelamun utang, monggo ngopi rumiyen." (Instead of thinking about debts, let's have a cup of coffee.)

41. "Ora ngombe kopi seminggu kok rasane koyo 7 dina ora ngopi." (Not drinking coffee for a week feels like not drinking coffee for seven days)

42. "Ora kabeh wong seneng karo opo sing dewe lakoni. I prefer drinking coffee than tea." (Not everyone likes what we do. Just like me, who prefers drinking coffee rather than tea.)

43. "If you keep following the trend, you won't be able to drink coffee, dear.

44. "When your head starts to ache, it means you need to have a coffee first, so you won't go crazy.

45. "Don't just drink coffee. Sometimes, drink tea to understand that life is not only bitter, but also sweet.

46. "Talking is not making sense. Try having a coffee first, so there won't be any misunderstanding.

47. "Have a coffee, Mblo! So when you approach your crush, you won't feel sleepy.

48. "You've already texted to have a coffee, why wouldn't you dare to come closer?

Those are 48 funny coffee quotes that entertain and suitable for social media statuses. Hopefully, it's useful and entertaining!

So that when you approach your crush, you won't feel sleepy.)

48. "Wes japri ngejak ngopi, mosok rak wani ngampiri?" (You've already chatted inviting them for coffee, why don't you dare to approach them?)

Those are among the 48 funny coffee-related words that entertain and are suitable for social media statuses. Hopefully, they are useful and entertaining!

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