68 Funny and Crazy Weird Words, Suitable for Entertainment in Relaxing Moments

Kapanlagi.com - Weird funny words are suitable for simple entertainment for you in your leisure time. That's why it doesn't hurt to read funny words to improve your mood. You can also make them your status on social media to entertain others.

Seeking happiness is not always about luxury but can also be obtained from simple things. One of them is by doing your favorite hobbies or simply reading funny words in your leisure time. Even though they are just a string of funny words, don't doubt how effective those sentences can uplift your mood.

Therefore, below are some references of funny and crazy weird words that you can use as entertainment in your leisure time. As for funny weird words, you can find them in the following review.

These funny sentences contain humorous messages that can invite laughter and entertainment for you. The following has been summarized by kapanlagi.com from various sources about funny and crazy weird words.

1. Funny Weird Words

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The following funny and weird words can be a simple entertainment for you during your leisure time. With these humorous words, they can bring laughter and improve your mood. Let's take a look at the references of these funny and weird words below.

1. "You don't need to cheat on anyone because if you like to cheat, you will be scolded by the teacher."

2. "The easiest way to make people remember you is to borrow their money."

3. "In humility, there is noble character. In noble character, there is a shortened joke."

4. "When an elephant dies, it leaves its tusk; when a tiger dies, it leaves its stripes; when a human dies, it leaves its debts."

5. "Prepare a backup girlfriend, so when your girlfriend is injured, you can go on a date anytime!"

6. "Beauty is relative, depending on the type of camera and the quality of light."

7. "Like a simalakama fruit, the mother doesn't eat it, but the father marries again."

8. "As high as a stork flies, it eventually becomes soy sauce."

9. "Holding eyebrow pencils too often can make your eyes blind if you poke them."

10. "Faith is like a tattoo. When you only have a little, you keep showing it off." - Gofar Hilman

11. "I work hard because I realize that money doesn't have legs to walk into my pocket by itself."

12. "If someone throws a stone at you, respond with a flower... and a pot."

13. "Don't be arrogant if you become a boss. In the market, bosses are sold for 10 thousand and you can get 3."

14. "Don't give too many hints. Wrong 3 times, his heart can be blocked."

15. "I don't know who becomes Miss Universe. But for sure, I know who misses u so much.. Me."

16. "Don't be a funny person because in the end, it's only good to be a friend."

17. "If only your mouth is a vehicle registration certificate, I would have pawned it."

18. "Maybe you need to eat makeup. So you can be beautiful from the inside too."

2. Funny and Crazy Weird Words

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A number of funny and crazy words below can give positive energy to you when you are sad, tired, or bored. Because there are funny words that make you laugh so it can make you more relaxed. Let's see the review about funny and crazy words as follows.

19. "Better to have a thug face but a faithful heart, rather than a security face but a hello kitty heart."

20. "Whatever you want to do, do it now, because tomorrow you might oversleep."

21. "Don't try to be perfect, because perfect belongs only to Andra and the Backbone."

22. "Put your photo on Toko Bagus (an online marketplace), who knows it will sell and you will get a boyfriend."

23. "Single is a principle, being single is fate."

24. "Where there is a road, there are many cars."

25. "Which one is scarier, getting caught by the police or getting caught by your wife?"

26. "Being beautiful doesn't have to be white, but it must be a woman."

27. "The most cruel revenge on an ex is by becoming their stepmother."

28. "Why are my exes still alive? They used to say they couldn't live without me."

29. "Love is blind. But love knows which one is a car and which one is a motorbike."

30. "Honesty is the key in a relationship. If you can fake it, then it's safe."

31. "I want to love you forever. But I can't live forever."

32. "Until now, I don't believe there are fake eggs, I only believe in false hope."

33. "Are you a girlfriend or a flip flop? It's so easy for someone to take you."

34. "Come on, admit it!! Who gets confused when his girlfriend says 'Whatever'."

3. Hits Kids Weird Words

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Weird words are often expressed by today's popular kids in various slang languages. Because there are popular terms that are often spoken by today's kids, they sound quite familiar. Here are some references to weird words from popular kids.

35. "Destiny doesn't go anywhere. But the competitors are everywhere."

36. "Fighting is the disease of those who are dating. Longing is the disease of those who are in a long-distance relationship. Confused is the disease of those who are single."

37. "Far in the eyes, close in the heart. Meaning spending a lot on phone credit."

38. "Typical generation of instant noodles."

39. "Let's go! Let's hang out together."

40. "Just chill, guys."

41. "Kids these days are like that."

42. "You are a useless youth."

43. "Your appearance is awesome."

44. "Stay calm, are you curious or not.

45. "Typos exist because erasers or delete buttons are still active in our lives."

46. "Don't let your chillness overcome your laziness."

47. "You are no longer single when there is a sold-out status on your identification card."

48. "What is the difference between being fooled and being given empty hope?"

49. "Moms are not only powerful, but also very busy, especially when going out."

50. "Being indifferent is a character, but ignoring is a choice."

4. Funny and Wise Weird Words

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The following quirky wise words contain deep meanings and valuable lessons. These words are expressed in a casual and funny language, yet they carry meaningful and wise messages. Let's directly refer to the following references about quirky wise words.

51. "Love your neighbor as you love your wife, but be careful not to get caught by your mother-in-law or wife, you might get slapped."

52. "No one has never experienced failure, and no one loves failure."

53. "If I have two faces, which one am I wearing now?" - Abraham Lincoln

54. "A successful man is the one who can earn more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is the one who can find a man like that." - Lana Turner

55. "If you can't convince and impress someone with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity."

56. "When your boyfriend cheats, that's proof that life is full of surprises."

57. "Never judge a book by its cover. If the cover is ugly, the inside is not necessarily good."

58. "Appreciate your parents, they graduated from school without Google's help."

59. "The most enjoyable thing when we fail is to blame others."

60. "Hoping for a perfect boyfriend is not a mistake because no one is perfect."

61. "Humans can plan, but the balance also determines."

62. "My prayer today: God, give me crazy ideas, but don't make me crazy with those ideas. Amen."

63. "Don't change just because of love, because only superheroes can change."

64. "If someone calls you ugly, don't despair. The person may not necessarily be lying."

65. "Being beautiful is not a guarantee for a happy and enjoyable life, especially for those who are ugly."

66. "Traitors are like jelangkung, they come uninvited and are difficult to send away."

67. "If you fail to obtain something, there is only one thing you should do, what is it? Ask the dukun (shaman)."

68. "Stop searching for someone perfect. Just find someone who has money, a car, and a house."

Those are 68 funny and crazy words, suitable as entertainment during leisure time. The above words can be a reference for you to improve your good mood.

Source: Bola.com, liputan6.com

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