65 Hilarious and Entertaining Quotes, Full of Meaning - Affordable Entertainment When Tired

Kapanlagi.com - Collecting quotes can be a fun and beneficial activity. Because quotes are words that can be a source of inspiration. Therefore, quotes are often used as life mottos. However, not only inspiring, there are also funny quotes that entertain.

As the name suggests, funny quotes can be a simple yet enjoyable form of entertainment. But besides making you laugh, these quotes also have deep meanings. Therefore, in addition to being entertainment, these funny quotes are often used as life guidelines.

Interested in collecting funny quotes that make you laugh? No need to bother searching, here are some funny quotes that entertain and are full of meaning that kapanlagi.com has collected from various sources.

1. Short Funny Quotes

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There's no need for long sentences, in a short conversation funny quotes can already bring laughter. It's no wonder that short funny quotes can be a simple yet entertaining form of amusement. Here are some short funny quotes that are entertaining and can make you laugh.

1. "Stupid people are happier with their stupidity."

2. "Being indifferent is a character, but ignoring is a choice."

3. "Love is blind. But love knows which one is a car and which one is a motorcycle."

4. "Being beautiful doesn't have to be white, but it must be a woman."

5. "Being single is strong, yes, but it's also unbearably stressful."

6. "Don't give too many hints. If you make a mistake 3 times, their heart can get blocked."

7. "Faith is like a tattoo. When you only have a little, you keep showing it off."

8. "The most cruel revenge on an ex is becoming their stepmother."

9. "No matter how good you are at keeping a young wife, eventually you'll get old too."

10. "I'm not fat, I'm just overly sexy."

11. "I may be quiet, but secretly I'm falling in love with you."

12. "Loving you is normal. What's abnormal is loving your father."

13. "Time cannot be turned back, licked, or dipped."

14. "Good people are now like 3 kg gas cylinders because they're rare."

15. "Your car smells nice, and in your eyes there's a rainbow."

2. Entertaining Funny Quotes

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Funny quotes can be a source of entertainment when facing the challenges of life. It doesn't have to be something complicated or lengthy, just a couple of lines can entertain the readers. Here are some hilarious quotes that can be a source of entertainment when tired and exhausted. 16. "In life, think and pray more, so that life will be peaceful and calm. Have a good lunch, don't forget to pay!" 17. "They say they're stressed because of piled up work, to avoid stress, don't pile up the work." 18. "People say love is something to chase after, so don't be surprised that I'm still chasing after you." 19. "Love cannot be counted, if it can be counted, it's not love but mathematics." 20. "I work hard because I know that money doesn't have legs to walk into my pocket by itself." 21. "If I were asked to choose between my life and yours, I would choose my life because my life is you." 22. "Love is like foolishness. Just because of your name, it already drives me crazy." 23. "Don't miss me too much, you won't be able to handle it. Let me be the one who misses you even if it adds weight to my body." 24. "Love your neighbor like you love your wife, but be careful not to get caught by the in-laws or your wife, you might get slapped." 25. "I have been sentenced as a defendant for taking your heart. And the punishment is to love you for the rest of my life." 26. "What you see in the refrigerator is not a cow's heart, it's my heart frozen because you left." 27. "If patience is something that can be bought and sold, then my waiting for your presence has already made me a beggar." 28. "Lazy to take a bath, have to walk to the bathroom, is there an online toilet delivery service?" 29. "People say don't forget history, but I prefer to close the history and open a new page together with you." 30. "True friends don't judge each other. Instead, they judge others together."  

3. Hilarious Quotes

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Quotes have always been synonymous with something inspirational and meaningful. Who would have thought that quotes could be entertaining and fun? Even humor in funny quotes becomes a powerful remedy for relieving stress. Here are some hilarious and funny quotes that can be a stress reliever.

31. "Maybe you need to eat makeup. So you can be beautiful from the inside too."

32. "Do you know what the similarity is between my love for you and the sun? The similarity is that they both rise every day and will only end until doomsday."

33. "They say girls like guys with a sense of humor. But the fact is, they prefer Aliando over Cak Lontong."

34. "Tips for choosing a future wife: if she can't handle DIFFICULT, it's better not to bother."

35. "Don't like to deceive yourself. Because deceiving yourself has become someone else's task."

36. "Beautiful women are not a guarantee for a happy and enjoyable life, especially ugly ones."

37. "Fortunately, love is blind. If it could see, ugly people would never have a chance."

38. "Someone's success always starts with a dream. If that's the case, let's go to sleep."

39. "Never feel ashamed of being single. Being single doesn't mean you're not wanted, it just means no one wants you."

40. "The hanging punishment has been replaced with shooting, why are you still hanging me? Shoot me!"

41. "Don't stop walking, especially when crossing alone in a cemetery at night."

42. "Love only one woman. Two women are too many. But three women are better than none."

43. "A bright future always depends on a forgotten past, but a beautiful past is not easy to forget."

44. "A study states that a father's closeness to his child is like a child's closeness to his father."

45. "Don't get used to depending on others, especially while hanging on a tree and eating bananas."

46. "Don't think you're cool just because you're a trendy kid. When chased by a dog, instead of running away, say 'should I run while saying wow like that?' 47. 'If you're happy, laugh. If you're sad, cry. But if you're ashamed, don't expose your genitals.' 48. 'Don't be arrogant if you become a boss. In the market, a boss can get 3 for 10 thousand.'  

4. Meaningful Funny Quotes

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Not only funny and entertaining, but some hilarious quotes also have deep meanings. So behind the laughter, there are hidden values. Here are some hilarious quotes that also have deep meanings. 49. 'According to parents, don't marry a woman from the same village. Just marry one woman.' 50. 'Too many people expect hugs in the rain. I'm not that naive, your smile is enough to warm me.' 51. 'It's better to be hurt while dating, at least we've been happy, rather than being hurt without even dating yet.' - Cak Lontong 52. 'If someone calls you ugly, don't despair, maybe that person is not lying.' 53. 'Life is already hard and sometimes full of problems. That's why sometimes life just needs to be laughed at.' - Ernest Prakasa 54. 'Too many people expect hugs in the rain. I'm not that naive, your smile is enough to warm me.' 55. 'It's better to be laughed at for not being married yet than not being able to laugh after getting married.' 56. 'If you can't reach number 1 in your business yet... Shoot missiles at the person in front of you."

57. "Honesty is the key in a relationship. If you can fake it, then you're safe."

58. "Every crime will surely get punished. But love is not a crime. That's why sometimes it doesn't get punished."

59. "Constantly remembering your ex is the best way to go to a mental hospital."

60. "No matter how heavy the workload is, it will feel lighter if we don't do it."

61. "If someone throws a stone at you, respond with a flower... along with the pot."

62. "No matter how skillful a squirrel jumps, it will eventually fall. Just like how single you are now, you will eventually get married."

63. "My love is not like instant and practical sachet coffee. But like powdered coffee, full of calculation and caution."

64. "Motivators and speakers can't make me work diligently. Only installments and bills can."

65. "Respect your parents, they graduated from school without the help of Google."

Those are among the 65 funny and meaningful quotes. Hopefully it is useful and can inspire!

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