71 Silly and Entertaining Jokes

Kapanlagi.com - Life doesn't always go smoothly and according to plan. There are times when we feel sad and want to give up. However, there are many ways to lighten our mood or simply make our hearts and minds feel lighter, one of which is by reading jokes.

Not only that, reading funny words sometimes effectively brings back a gloomy and tired mood to cheerful. That's why it's important to seek entertainment that invites laughter. There are many simple ways to trigger laughter, one of which is by reading funny and silly jokes.

For that reason, here are 71 silly and entertaining jokes from various sources. Let's check them out KLovers.

1. Jokes About Life

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The first joke is about life. For those of you who are tired of worldly life, you can entertain yourself with some jokes in this. Here are some jokes about life:

1. "I'm not lazy. I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "Humans are really hard to blame themselves. A sore neck is blamed on the wrong pillow."

3. "Don't be arrogant if you become a boss. In the market, bosses are on sale, 10 thousand get 3."

4. "If only your mouth had a vehicle registration certificate, I would have pawned it."

5. "My back is not a voice mail. If you want to say something, better say it directly in front of me."

6. "If zombies attack you, it will be safe because they are after your brain."

7. "Motivators and speakers cannot make me work hard. Only installments and bills can."

8. "It's useless to be a handsome guy if your girlfriend is also handsome." - anonymous

9. "Beauty is relative, photoshop is an alternative." - anonymous

10. If someone insults you, don't rush to deny their statement. It seems like they're right.

11. Many problems make us mature. So, be a person with problems.

12. Dream freely about what you want, because it's just a dream.

13. I hope I can go back to being a child. So I can have long naps and everyone will be proud of me.

14. Not doing something is difficult. You never know when it will be finished.

15. Regret comes at the end, because if it comes at the beginning, it's called registration.

16. "Some people come into our lives and leave 'traces' in our hearts. While others come into our lives and make us want to leave a mark on their faces." - anonymous

17. "Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."

18. "Don't hesitate to solve problems! Unless it says 'solving' means buying'."

20. "Maybe you need to eat makeup. So you can be beautiful from the inside too."

21. "Being indifferent is a character, but ignoring is a choice."

22. "Don't sail the ocean, it's useless. Because a sack is more suitable for rice."

23. "Can I have your photo? Because my friends won't believe that fairies exist."

24. "For now, for friends who want to write on my Facebook wall, I apologize because my Facebook wall is being painted."

25. "Don't let yourself be called 'say'. It might not be 'love', but 'sathon'."

26. Yesterday I complained because I had a lot of piled-up work, it's troublesome, just arrange them in a row, don't pile them up.

27. "What do I do when I see someone very interesting? I stare at them, smile at them until I'm tired... then I put down that mirror." - anonymous

28. "Because a drop of indigo can spoil a whole pot of milk. This proverb does not apply if the milk is powdered milk."

2. Jokes About Feelings

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Then there are also jokes about feelings that can entertain you. Feelings are not just about love and sadness, in fact, you can entertain yourself with these jokes about feelings. Here are some jokes about feelings:

29. "What monkey should be destroyed? Doubt to propose to you."

30. "I don't know who will be Miss Universe. But one thing is for sure, I know who misses u so much."

35. "Love is like stupidity. Just because of your name, it already drives me crazy."

36. "Every crime will definitely get a punishment. But love is not a crime. That's why sometimes it doesn't get a response."

37. "As far as I know, the liver actually has two functions, the first is to store minerals in the body, and the second is of course to store my love for you."

38. "Love is blind. But love knows which one is a car and which one is a motorcycle."

39. "Your eyes are like traffic lights, they make me stop every time I see them."

40. "Honesty is the key in a relationship. If you can fake it, then it's safe."

41. "What bus makes me curious? Can I have you completely?"

42. "Darling, this morning I couldn't eat because I missed you. I couldn't eat in the afternoon because I was thinking of you. And at night, I couldn't sleep because I was hungry."

43. "On social media, there are always pictures of the two of them. I wonder if they bought the phone together."

44. Falling in love is using feelings. Maintaining it is using income."

45. "You are beautiful because of your descent, when climbing up, oh ugly again."

46. "Behind a healthy wallet lies a strong love."

47. "Why are most newspaper vendors men? Because most women are too proud to give news first."

48. "Oh God, if she is my soulmate, bring her closer, if she is not my soulmate, please check again, oh God."

49. "Being single doesn't have to be ashamed, being single doesn't mean you're not wanted, but indeed no one wants you."

50. "Don't make your girlfriend cry, later when someone helps wipe her tears, you're the one crying."

51. "If you are ugly, don't be afraid to love. Because the one who should be afraid is the one you love." - Cak Lontong

52. "Don't call me an ex. Just call me an alumnus. Who knows we can have a reunion."

3. Cheesy Jokes

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And lastly, there are some jokes that are really cheesy. Yup! These jokes are guaranteed to make you burst out laughing. Here are some really cheesy jokes:

53. "When you speak, don't be too sweet, or ants will swarm your mouth."

54. "Love is being foolish together." - Paul Valery

55. "Life is shaped by your dreams. So, stop wasting time and go to sleep."

56. "Always follow your heart. But remember, bring your brain along too."

57. "When life closes the door on you, just open it again. It's just a door, that's how it works."

58. "When life doesn't give you a smile, give it a little tickle."

59. "A true friend is when you visit their house, your wifi automatically connects."

60. "God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't change me."

61. "Maybe you need to eat makeup. So you can be beautiful from the inside as well."

62. "Be a diligent person, but don't be a stubborn person. Otherwise, other people will get itchy."

63. "The easiest way to find lost items in the house is to buy new ones."

64. "I don't know what's tighter, jeans or our friendship."

65. "I don't have dirty thoughts, I just have a sexy imagination."

66. "The speed of light is indeed fast, but holidays are faster."

67. "Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you laugh for no reason, you may need medicine."

68. "There is only one key to health, which is not getting sick."

69. "Saving longing is not part of investment."

70. "My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry."

71. "Money can't buy happiness, but having money is happier than not having it."

72. "I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed."

Those are 72 silly and entertaining jokes when you feel confused. These silly jokes are not only for entertaining yourself, but also others.

(kpl/dhm)