50 Funny 2-Line Short and Hilarious Rhymes, Make You Laugh Out Loud

Kapanlagi.com - Pantun is one of the popular entertainment in Indonesia. By using pantun, people can express love, give advice, and even make people laugh. One of the most popular pantun in Indonesia is a 2-line funny pantun. Not only easy to create, this 2-line funny pantun is very entertaining for those who are gathering together.

In general, pantun consists of four lines, each line consists of 8-12 syllables. Usually, pantun has a certain pattern, which is a-b-a-b and a-a-a-a rhyme. Pantun often becomes one of the topics taught in schools, from elementary to high school. In this modern era, pantun remains popular.

Even in the entertainment industry in Indonesia, comedians entertain the audience by using 2-line pantun with a funny tone. This funny pantun is seasoned with creativity, making it unique. So this 2-line funny poem is so popular and timeless until now.

Without further ado, quoted from various sources, here are 50 2-line funny poems that can make you laugh and entertain you. Let's check it out, KLovers.

1. Short Funny Flirting Poems

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The first short 2-line funny poem is a cheesy poem. Yup! This poem is very suitable for those of you who want to express your feelings to someone in a funny and entertaining way. Guaranteed, they will be smitten with you. Let's check it out.

1. Put on lipstick, go to the market
You're cute, especially when you're hungry

2. Good morning, good morning
Hey, you in the pink shirt, let's get to know each other

3. Antique items, pulled by andong
Hey beautiful, let's get to know each other

4. Having yeast on a baking sheet
Good morning, my beloved wife

5. Drinking herbal medicine, eating jackfruit
Seeing you, I immediately like you

6. One plus one equals two
You and I love each other until old age

7. Shark eats dynamite
Let's get married

8. Durian fruit, kedondong fruit
Cool brother, carry me, please

9. Drinking sekoteng on a rocky beach
Already handsome, diligently praying

10. Charity box shaken
I was predicted to be matched with you, brother

11. Vinegar is tears
I like you, love

12. Making a roof from palm leaves
Eyes staring, heart trembling

13. Batik clothes on a tree
Hey, you beautiful, tease me, please

14. Flowers bloom in the middle of the city
May I fall in love

15. Rotten bread in prison
My heart is pierced by the arrow of love

16. Thirsty for a drink, refreshed body
You smile, my heart trembles

17. One point without comma
Beautiful face noble character

18.Sparrow has a nice tail
You are beautiful all over the world

19.One point turns back
Already beautiful and smart too

20.There is a camel in the Sahara desert
The feeling of love is getting more intense

2. Short Funny Poems that are Hilarious

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In addition to the funny two-line rhyme, you guys also have a funny two-line rhyme that is hilarious. This funny two-line rhyme is perfect for you to give to friends when you are gathering. Let's check it out KLovers.

21.Eel chips, eaten with clams
You fart, why didn't you say anything

22.Don't be naughty, especially to the herbalist
Here's a booger for you

23.Herbal medicine mixed with sticky rice
Your behavior is like a devil

24.Going to the market, looking for itching medicine
Basic, no capital

25. Two or three peanuts
No girlfriend comes to the house

26.Big-nosed brother, his sister is ugly
Must be a bad lineage

27.Sharks eat Awkarin
Just let it be

28.Walking to Pasar Rebo
Far broo

29.Durian on the palm tree
That durian is annoying

30.Watermelon with betel leaves
Must be a magical fruit

31.Vinegar makes you sick
Old dates make you sad

32. Jamu mixed with vinegar
I'm not a doll

33.Hair gets caught in the pellet sieve
Slow network like a snail

34.Red shirt belongs to Mang Oding
Don't get angry, just kidding

35.Got a gift filled with tomatoes
I don't care

36.Buying fish at the night market
This friend is stupid

37.Eating durian while daydreaming
Be careful not to swallow the seeds

38.A baby mouse misses its mother
Arrogant story

39. Whose heart is not worried
A bald person asks for braids

40.A skinny chicken with rough feathers
Those who buy it will lose, the dealer loses

3. Short Funny Poems that are Super Confident

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And the last two-line funny poem is for those of you who are super confident. Of course, these two-line funny poems are also spiced up with humor and entertainment. Let's check them out.

41. Listening to music in the toilet
Your face is ugly but you act handsome

42. Eating sambal ulek with kedondong
It's okay to be ugly as long as you're arrogant

43. A gecko eats a ping pong ball
It's okay to be toothless as long as you're beautiful

44. Jackfruit and mangosteen
I didn't expect I'd be sweet

45. Got a gift, it's filled with tomatoes
I don't care

46. Used to be a gecko, now a bird of paradise
Used to be beautiful, still beautiful

47. The gecko bird looks calm
You're beautiful, I'm handsome

48. Strawberry, mango, apple
Sorry, not on the same level

49. Open Facebook, use a password
You're dumb, rarely take a shower

50. Go to the market, looking for anti-itch medicine
Pathetic, no capital

Those are 50 short funny two-line poems that are perfect and very entertaining. Not only can these two-line poems make you flirt with your crush, but they can also boost your confidence in entertaining friends when gathering.

(kpl/dhm)