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60 Words of Satire for Selfish and Annoying Boyfriends to Be More Attentive

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Kapanlagi.com - In a relationship, often there are problems that are difficult to solve. In such moments, conveying words of satire to your boyfriend can be one way. However, you need to be careful because it can easily lead to misunderstandings.

Conveying satire may be easier, but sometimes it can create bigger problems. That's because satire can be interpreted differently by your partner. So, you need to prepare an explanation if that happens. Don't let your efforts to solve the problem make it more complicated.

The choice of words for satire towards your boyfriend also needs to be considered so as not to cause excessive offense. Well, as a reference, here are some words of satire for your boyfriend if he starts behaving selfishly or annoyingly.

 

1. Sarcastic Words for Boyfriend

Expressing your feelings is not easy. Especially if you don't have good communication patterns in your relationship. In situations like that, you can express sarcastic words to your partner to let them know.

1. My heart wasn't made to feel this way. Honestly, I'm tired of feeling sad and shedding tears.

2. Falling in love is the most beautiful thing on earth. But love is also what can make you fall at any time.

3. I'm really afraid of falling in love when you can't catch it.

4. Why are tissues useful? Yes, because love never goes dry.

5. I hope I can turn back time. So that I don't know that loving you would feel this painful.

6. Those who are loved, who are close to us, can make us sadder.

7. Just because I'm with you all the time, doesn't mean you can waste me and my time.

8. You need someone who genuinely tries to win your heart.

9. I miss you. No, let me correct that. I miss the old you, who cared and didn't hurt me like this.

10. Teach me to be heartless and not give any news for that long. Like you always do to me and my heart.

11. Sometimes the heart can't agree with the mind. Especially if the problem comes from a love issue that may or may not be maintained at all.

12. This love relationship should always be about the two of us, you and me. Not you and you.

13. You no longer care about me, but you want to be fought for. Do you think this relationship is a joke?

14. If this relationship is a movie watched by many people, maybe this is the saddest part, where I always expect attention and the old you.

15. Actions speak louder than words. Caring is an action that shows more love and feelings than a word.

 

2. Sarcastic Words for Selfish Boyfriend

Selfish attitude in dating should not be allowed. If you can protest directly, you can do it to end the discomfort immediately. However, if you feel you can't yet, you can convey sarcastic words to your partner to make them realize as follows.

16. If the relationship is hanging, it's better to put your heart on the door as a keychain. It will be more useful.

17. A relationship is like a ship, it will sink if there are too many passengers inside.

18. I dedicate everything to you. But you are cruelly ignoring my heart and feelings.

19. Nothing is perfect in this world, including your current partner. Keep complementing each other.

20. I know, but I pretend not to know. I do all of this just to keep seeing you smile.

21. Cheating is a foolish act, leaving someone imperfect for someone more imperfect.

22. The happiness of love will never be achieved through infidelity. That is what leads to the downfall of a relationship.

23. Do not let someone who has left you make you sad and not want to understand the true meaning of true love.

24. Heartache is so deep, it may never be forgiven when you commit adultery.

25. Every word that comes out of your mouth is like refillable perfume, fragrant but fake.

26. I am not angry if you often lie. But I am upset with myself because I will no longer trust you.

27. If someone is used to acting honestly, others will continue to try to believe even though he speaks lies.

28. One mistake ruins a thousand honesty. One lie tears millions of honesty.

29. Trust from innocent people is a useful tool for liars.

30. No human has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

 

3. Sarcastic Words for Annoying Boyfriend

Mocking an annoying girlfriend is something normal to do. Excessive annoyance can be fuel for you to compose sarcastic words for your girlfriend to quickly realize and pay attention again.

31. It is your right to lie to me and my obligation to pretend not to know so that you are happy because you have successfully deceived me.

32. Lies will only save you temporarily but destroy you forever.

33. If you tell the truth, you don't need to remember anything.

34. Cheating is easy to do, but try to choose to stay. I'm sure it's harder because it is something valuable to you.

35. We are both busy, I'm busy thinking about you, you're busy thinking about yourself.

36. If you ignore me, does it mean that you no longer need me like before?

37. If I treat you the same way you treat me, you will surely hate me.

38. You have neglected me for too long until I am now used to being alone. I am now starting to be familiar with loneliness.

39. I don't want this to become a habit, you are used to ignoring and I am used to understanding.

40. I even forgot that I have a girlfriend, you never have any news.

41. Always checking my phone. Even though no one is messaging.

42.Some pretend to distance themselves, when actually they want to get closer. Some pretend to ignore, when actually they still hope.

43.Not all men are jerks. Believe me, there are good men in every corner of this earth. But this earth is round.

44. Loneliness is not a feeling when you are alone, loneliness is a feeling when no one cares.

45.Just because I am with you all the time, doesn't mean you can waste me.

 

4. Sarcastic Words for Boyfriend to Be More Attentive

Losing attention is frustrating. Instead of complaining all the time, it's better for you to try to make them realize it through sarcastic words for your partner like the following.

46.Stuck between: really wanting to talk, and not wanting to bother.

47.The words that come out of your mouth are like refillable perfume, fragrant but unfortunately fake.

48.If this is a movie, maybe this is the sad part, me always expecting your attention and you ignoring me.

49.Don't make someone your priority if they only make you an option.

50.True love is not a game of hide and seek. In true love, two people seek each other. - Michael Bassey Johnson

51.Teach me to be heartless and not give any news for that long, like you do to me all the time.

52.Always remember that someone's effort is a reflection of their interest in you.

53.Teach me to be indifferent, like you do to me all the time.

54.Sometimes the heart doesn't align with the mind. Especially if the problem comes because of love that may or may not be maintained.

55.When you feel avoided by someone, never disturb them again.

56. Is there still room? If there is, I will come home. If not, let me go.

57.Give these three things to make a woman happy: attention, affection, and praise.

58.Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

59.Even the strongest feelings stop when they are ignored and accepted so easily.

60.Never make the person you love feel alone, especially when you are there.

KLovers, those are sarcastic words for a selfish and annoying boyfriend. By saying it, maybe you can make your partner more attentive.

 

(kpl/ans)

Disclaimer: This translation from Bahasa Indonesia to English has been generated by Artificial Intelligence.
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