63 Funny and Witty Satire Words, Expressing Annoyance Without Hurting Feelings

Kapanlagi.com - Funny satire words and gokil can be an option for you to reprimand someone. Because with funny and gokil satire words, you can make them feel offended without hurting their feelings. In addition, through these words, you can express your feelings through a message full of advice for them to realize their mistakes.

Feeling annoyed, angry, disappointed can envelop your heart when you feel hurt by someone's behavior or words. This can be done by friends, best friends, siblings, or even your partner.

In certain situations, you may feel like expressing all those feelings to make them realize their mistakes. However, often to express your annoyance, sometimes you rethink it so as not to worsen the situation.

If this situation occurs, expressing all your feelings through funny and gokil satire words can be an option. Because with these funny words, you can satirize them without making them feel too offended even though it can touch their feelings.

You can find funny and gokil satire words through the reviews below. The following funny and gokil satire words have been compiled by Kapanlagi.com from various sources.

1. Funny and Sarcastic Words

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A number of funny and sarcastic words below can be a reference for you to make someone realize their mistakes. For example, if someone has hurt you but you want to express all your anger without hurting their feelings too much, then the following words can be an option.

1. "If you want a partner who can always make you feel cool, it's better to date an AC."

2. "If a soulmate is a rib, then an ex is already a fossil or a skeleton." - Vergi Crush

3. "Do you know that you are like Sebastian, just a friend without certainty."

4. "Faces should be taken care of, not edited by applications."

5. "Honesty starts from the profile picture on social media."

6. "If lying is a job, I know several people who will become millionaires."

7. "If you only come to visit and cause emotional disturbance, it's better for you to just leave."

8. "Being ignored feels really unpleasant."

9. "I'm not a doormat that can always welcome you even though you have made many mistakes."

10. "Life is indeed a drama, unfortunately, many people's acting skills are bad."

11. "Good morning to you who silently can't move on."

12. "I'm not insulting you, I'm just describing you."

13. "How can you move on if you keep stalking your ex's social media."

14. "I'm curious how you comb your hair so that your horns don't show."

15. "Your voice sounds more melodious when your mouth is shut."

16. "You must be tired because you have to wear makeup on two faces at once."

17. "Regret comes at the end, if at the beginning it's called registration."

2. Meaningful Funny and Sarcastic Words

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Not only intended to mock someone who has made you upset and angry, but the funny and ridiculous sarcastic words below also contain deep meaning about your feelings. Because, you can give him a message full of advice and wisdom so that he does not repeat his mistakes. The funny and ridiculous sarcastic words are as follows.

18. "Work like a tuyul, invisible, don't need praise, not crazy about positions, and not looking for attention. But, the results are clear."

19. "No matter how heavy the work is, if it is not done, it will feel light."

20. "Some friends are like small change, two-faced and their value is not much."

21. "Not all men are jerks. Believe me, there are good men in every corner of this earth. But, the earth is round."

22. "Maybe it is true what people say that love is blind and deaf, but it is also love that is capable of feeling."

23. "If missing medicine can be bought, then I would have ordered it in large quantities."

24. "If you are ugly, don't be afraid to love because the one who should be afraid is the one you love." - Cak Lontong

25. "Some friends are like small change, two-faced and their value is not much."

26. "Once in a while, it's okay to be a bad person because being a good person is often taken advantage of by friends."

27. "Failure is postponed success? If you fail, just fail, success comes from continuously trying, not from failure."

28. "Friends come along with the increasing needs."

29. "Because not all problems need to be told, because not all friends can be trusted."

30. "A diamond is never compared to a pebble, that's why God separates us."

3. Funny and Sarcastic Words that Touch Feelings

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Through funny and crazy sarcastic words, you can use them to poke fun at his feelings so that he realizes his mistakes. Although it hurts his feelings, but with funny sarcastic words, it can actually lighten the mood. Here are some references to funny and crazy sarcastic words.

31. "Wash yourself so that your ugliness fades."

32. "In reality, sharp road bends are far inferior to the bends of friends."

33. "Do you believe in Darwin's theory of evolution? At first, I didn't believe it, but after befriending you, I started to believe in Darwin."

34. "The purpose of sending a text message is to get a reply in minutes. If not, I'd rather use postal service."

35. "You sound more melodious when your mouth is closed."

36. "You are a very good person, but unfortunately, you are only good when you have your own interests."

37. "This is what they call sincerity. How sincere is it, when it's actually calculated."

38. "Your words are like colorful balloons, beautiful but filled with air."

39. "You can copy and paste, but don't forget to cite the source. Thank you."

40. "You must be tired, having to put on makeup for two faces every morning."

41. "Break up and get back together, break up again and get back together again, what kind of relationship is this?"

42. "Your words are like refillable perfume, fragrant but fake."

43. "Don't insult single people, even your boyfriend, if he meets someone slightly cooler, he immediately admits to being single."

44. "Counting other people's sins doesn't automatically make you a holy person."

45. "Be careful with cheating, my dear."

46. "You're beautiful, but are you willing to share?"

4. Funny and Hilarious Words that Make You Laugh

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As for funny and hilarious sarcastic words that make you laugh, they can lighten up a serious atmosphere. Moreover, you can express your frustration through funny sarcastic words without hurting their feelings.

47. "Stupidity can be nurtured. Even goats can get fat."

48. "Exes need to be given flowers to be a little sweeter, by flowers I mean rotten flowers."

49. "If someone says you're ugly, don't despair. That person might not be lying."

50. "Take parking attendants as an example. They have many cars but they're not arrogant because they know they're just entrusted."

51. "Just speak directly, no need for codes. I'm not an IT expert."

52. "If you want to eat with friends, use rice to get full."

53. "If you want to be comfortable, just date a sofa."

54. "Forget about having a girlfriend, even one pencil always goes missing."

55. "What's the rush, are you dating or selling round candies?"

56. "When you ride a motorcycle, hold on to me, I'm afraid you'll fall. If you fall, people will think I'm littering."

57. "Wise people pay taxes, evil people eat taxes, crazy people don't get invited."

58. "Dating is like an air conditioner, it keeps you cool."

59. "Don't forget to use deodorant to stay loyal all the time."

60. "If there were no WhatsApp group chats, I would have turned my phone into a museum."

61. "Trash is thrown around, let alone a girlfriend."

62. "If you're too open-minded, your brain will jump out."

63. "You said you can't live without me? Why haven't I received an invitation for a funeral at your house until now?"

Those are 63 funny and hilarious sarcastic words, express your frustration without hurting their feelings. The above sarcastic words can be a reference for you to make someone realize their mistakes.

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