67 Wise and Cool Ex Quotes, Overflowing Feelings Full of Satire

Kapanlagi.com - Sweet or bitter memories with an ex often still come to mind. Especially if the ex leaves a memorable memory that makes it difficult for the heart to move on. However, let the past be part of the past to help you rise and start a new life.

A failed relationship changes your status and your partner's to ex. The cause can be various factors, such as incompatibility or betrayal. However, no matter how good or bad the breakup is, it still leaves sadness and even heartache.

That's why sometimes someone needs time to forget their ex in order to truly be ready to start their new life again. However, you can still learn good and wise lessons from a past relationship through the ex quotes below.

Here are some wise and cool ex quotes that can represent your feelings towards them, filled with sarcastic sentences. Let's directly check out the review of wise and cool ex quotes that have been compiled by kapanlagi.com from various sources.

1. Wise Quotes about Exes

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The following quotes about exes contain wise messages that you can take as valuable lessons. For example, wise messages about the meaning of loyalty, understanding, or honesty. Let's directly refer to the following references about wise and meaningful quotes about exes.

1. "Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person."

2. "The good news is your ex set a pretty low standard for achieving ordinary accomplishments."

3. "Sometimes a woman will remember what she had, not because she wants to go back there but to motivate herself to do better."

4. "I don't really think about people from the past. I'm glad to know them, but there's a reason why they didn't make it into my future." - Lorraine Rosenthal

5. "We try to forget the person who broke our heart. We are all far from perfect." - Alex Rosa

6. "Trust is like paper, once it's crumpled it can't be perfect again."

7. "One day you'll surely regret and want to come back. But sorry, at that time I have already found my true love."

8. "I used to trust you but now your words mean nothing to me, because your actions tell the truth."

9. "I learned to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me."

10. "Let the relationship go, keep the lesson."

11. "Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve."

12. "Heartbreak may never heal. But, we can't just sit and stare at the wound forever." - Haruki Murakami

13. "To endure means you believe in your past. Releasing means you believe in a new future." - Dephne Rose Kingma

14. "Many people are unaware of what they have until they lose it. But that doesn't mean they should get it back." - Stephan Labossiere

15. "We used to hold on to each other, until eventually we had to let go."

2. Sarcastic Quotes about Exes

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There are various reasons that lead you to end a relationship with a partner. However, whatever the cause, bitter or sweet memories together with an ex may leave a wound in your heart. Therefore, here are some references to sarcastic ex-quotes.

16. "What I'm saying is I've never seen an ex and a demon in the same room."

17. "Rejoice because my ex found someone as worthless as they are."

18. "Beloved ex, just because I was good to you doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up over a year ago."

19. "Respected ex, when you see me, I want you to recognize what I have, regret what you have lost, and realize what you will never get back."

20. "Dearest ex, don't worry, I'm not jealous, I already know what kind of nonsense caused your ranking to drop."

21. "I hope your new boyfriend learns to hate you like I do."

22. "An ex is the opposite of medicine. Medicine that tastes bitter heals, but an ex who seems sweet only hurts."

23. "I love my ex so much that I print all of their photos. However, I need them for target practice." - Natalya Vorobyova

24. "They are counted as an ex because they made me feel dumped even without making me feel loved first." - David Levithan

25. "Being single is better than being lied to, betrayed, and not valued."

26. "If you betray someone who would do anything for you, you are actually betraying yourself from true loyalty."

27. "I will find someone else who can treat me better."

28. "Supposedly, if a soulmate is a rib, then an ex has become a fossil or a skeleton."

29. "You sound better when your mouth is shut."

30. "We fought together, and now that you've succeeded, it's your turn to turn away."

31. "Being single is better than being lied to, betrayed, and not valued."

32. "Thank you for leaving during my toughest times. I just realized that I can get through it without you."

33. "Dear ex, when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had, regret losing me, and realize what you will never get back."

3. Cool and Short Quotes about Exes

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The following former cool and short quotes can be used as inspiration for social media statuses. Although short and simple, the following quotes contain meaningful messages that depict your feelings for your ex. Let's take a look at the reviews of cool and short ex quotes.

34. "Dating an ex is like failing a test that you already have the answers to."

35. "Don't be stressed because of your past boyfriend. It's like being sad because the garbage man collects trash."

36. "Ever seen your ex and wondered, 'Was I drunk all this time?'"

37. "I hope the weekend comes as fast as my ex-boyfriend."

38. "I'm in training to become the hottest ex-boyfriend you've ever had."

39. "Nothing is more satisfying than becoming more beautiful than your ex's new girlfriend."

40. "They always come back, especially when you've moved on."

41. "An ex is like a broken thread. Although it can be connected, it leaves a mark."

42. "Behind someone's successful life, there are many exes who regret."

43. "Thank you for the pain you've given. I hope someday you'll get what you deserve. When that time comes, I hope you're strong."

44. "An ex is like a hard-to-delete flash drive, even though it's been done multiple times."

45. "Whether a hero or an ex, why are they always remembered?"

46. "All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with someone else." - Mae West

47. "Don't come back when you realize that I'm rare." - Genereux Philip

48. "Is it true that ex is an abbreviation for sweet but devil?"

49. "He used to love me, but not anymore. And the world didn't end because of it." - Jennifer Weiner

50. "Stop crossing the ocean for someone who won't even jump over a puddle for you."

51. "Love is worth fighting for, but it becomes unworthy if you fight for it alone."

52. "And now, you're just a stranger who knows all my secrets."

4. Most Beautiful Quotes about Exes

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Having beautiful memories with an ex is really difficult to forget. Especially if you still love your ex, every story with them still feels memorable. Therefore, here are some references to the most beautiful ex-quotes that might relate to your feelings. Let's take a look at the following discussion about the most beautiful ex-quotes.

53. "You are my favorite ex-girlfriend."

54. "Parting is so painful when the story is not yet finished, but we have to close the book."

55. "His hands become a replacement for mine to guide you. His shoulder becomes a replacement for mine for you to lean on. Let the drizzle, the twilight, a cup of tea, and the lyrics of a song be your replacement."

56. "Not stopping you from leaving doesn't mean I don't love you anymore. It's just that sometimes it's better to let go than to force us to be together." - Boy Chandra

57. "My memories love you so much, they always ask about you."

58. "If I could, I would love you to come back to me right now."

59. "If you're happy with him, I'm willing, but when you cry because of him, remember! I was the first person to wipe away your tears."

60. "I miss you like this, like a butterfly flying here and there, searching for sunflower petals, but never finding them."

61. "I smile in front of you, not because I don't want to appear fragile, but because I just want you to see me as already moved on."

62. "I thought seeing you leave would be hard. But knowing that you will never come back is the hardest."

63. "I thought I still loved you, but I realized I only loved the memories of who you used to be." - Morgan Hanthorn

64. "Our past story will truly never be forgotten. But, I will always remember and cherish it, even though the pain becomes more painful when I reminisce."

65. "I'm jealous but unable to speak, I'm angry but unable to scold, I want to leave but I love too much."

66. "We just need a break from feeling hurt anymore."

67. "All those memories come back, but I know you will never come back."

Well, those are 67 wise and cool quotes about exes. The quotes about exes above can be an expression of your feelings, full of wise sarcasm.

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