Kapanlagi.com - Pantun is one of the popular entertainments in Indonesia. By using pantun, people can give advice, make others laugh, and express love. Even now, there are many people who still express their love using cheesy pantun. And of course, these cheesy pantun successfully attract attention and entertain.
Generally, pantun consists of four lines, with each line consisting of 8-12 syllables. Usually, pantun has a specific pattern, which is a-b-a-b and a-a-a-a rhyme scheme. Pantun is often taught in schools, from elementary to high school. But in modern times, pantun is still popular.
Even in the entertainment industry in Indonesia, comedians entertain the audience using funny pantun. These funny pantun are usually cheesy lines spiced up with creativity, making them unique. That's why cheesy pantun is so popular and timeless.
Without further ado, here are 75 cheesy pantun that can make you feel baper (a mix of sad and emotional) and highly entertained. Let's check it out, KLovers.
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1. Cheesy Jokes That Make Cats Embarrassed
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The first cheesy joke is a joke that makes the person feel shy like a cat. And here are some cheesy jokes that make you feel shy.
1. One dot two commas.
The beautiful one has someone.
2. Durian fruit, kedondong fruit.
Cool guy, carry me please.
3. Drink sekoteng on a rocky stone.
Already handsome, diligent in praying.
4. Shaking the charity box.
I'm predicted to be matched with you.
5. White marmot, what's its color?
Cute one, who owns it?
6. Vinegar tears.
I like you love.
7.Mangosteen boiling water.
You cry, I'm sad.
8.Mr. King entered the room.
Busy working to propose.
9.Drink jamu eat jackfruit.
Seeing you, I immediately like.
10.Make a thatched roof.
Eyes staring, heart trembling.
11.Batik shirt on a tree.
Hey, you beautiful, tease me, please.
12.Make a thatched roof.
You stare, my heart trembles.
13. Once a finch, now a bird of paradise.
Once beautiful, still beautiful.
14.Sharks eat rhinos.
I love you suddenly.
15.Your fruit eaten by fish.
Your smile I can't forget.
16.Finch birds look calm.
You're beautiful, I'm handsome.
17.Sharks eat dynamite.
Let's get married.
18.Flowers bloom in the middle of the city.
May I fall in love.
19.Why is the tray under?
Handsome face likes to help.
20. Not a newspaper, but a plant.
No need to date, better get married.
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2. Cheesy Jokes that are Super Corny
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The second cheesy poem is a really cheesy poem. For those of you who are cheesy, here are some cheesy poems that can touch your loved one's heart. Let's check them out.
21. Rotten bread in prison.
My heart is pierced by Cupid's arrow.
22. Parasitic plant on a kapok tree.
Go home embarrassed, don't go home longing.
23. Red shirt belongs to Mr. Oding.
Don't be angry, just kidding.
24. Thirsty, body feels refreshed.
Your smile makes my heart tremble.
25. Entering the mosquito net, feeling gloomy.
Hearing your voice makes me miss you even more.
26. Entering the mosquito net, there are ants.
The one I miss is in the sea.
27. Cross-eyed, like a comedian.
You and I want to be together.
28. Batik shirt on a kedondong tree.
Hey pretty, tease me!
29. Used to ride a horse cart, now a go-kart.
Used to be friends, now lovers.
30. One dot on a newspaper.
Beautiful girl, let's go to the wedding.
31. One dot without a comma.
Pretty face, noble character.
32. Tuna fish from the boss.
You missed call, I'm nervous.
33. Looking for five fish bait.
Already handsome and understand religion.
34. Deer eats in the well.
My love will not be divided.
35. Batik clothes, jamu bidara.
I'm beautiful, you are the one who owns it.
36. Hidden house with glass windows.
Sending greetings to those who read it.
37. Finch bird with beautiful tail.
You are beautiful in the universe.
38. One point turns around.
Already beautiful and smart.
39. One plus one equals two.
You and I love each other until old age.
40. There is a camel in the Sahara desert.
Love grows stronger.
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3. 4-line Cheesy Jokes that are Super Corny
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Not only two-line cheesy poems, you bucin (someone who is infatuated) can also give cheesy poems to your loved one with four-line poems. Here are some four-line cheesy poems for you bucin people.
41. You are like fingers
that tightly hold a nail.
You are like a thief
who has stolen my heart.
42. That flower is a rose
often placed as a pocket decoration.
I want to become a sidewalk
so that you can easily walk to my heart.
43. Water likes to be stirred
stirred and then given to the cow.
After bathing, go straight to sleep
so that I can quickly meet you in my dreams.
44. Mothers like to batik
while fathers like the rebana drum.
You are the most beautiful woman
who can captivate me.
45. Humans are divided into two types
and there are those who are young and those who are old.
You are so sweet today
that it surpasses the sweetness of Gita Gutawa.
46. Your body is so slender
you must often drink herbal medicine.
For others, you may not be too beautiful
but for me, there is no one as beautiful as you.
47.To me, you are like a beautiful flower
a flower that will never get bored.
I want to become a butterfly
so that I can often land on your embrace.
48.Yesterday, I was hit by a stone
it turns out the stone was a shark.
Actually, I want to say something
which is I love you.
49.Rotten food indeed smells
when eaten, it tastes bitter like herbal medicine.
Actually, I want you to know
I can't live without your love.
50.Snake fruit and duku fruit
cannot be made into herbal medicine.
If you open my chest
you will find your name written there.
51.Riding a scooter for a stroll
bringing packed omelette.
You look so beautiful today
even more beautiful than Jesika Iskandar.
52.Eating rice with sekoteng
drinking herbal medicine.
I may not be handsome
but my heart is sincere for you.
53. Riding a motorcycle with mom and dad
wearing an automatic motorcycle.
Oh, earlier I wondered who
Turns out it's the beautiful Adinda.
54. Granulated sugar is sweeter than Javanese sugar
Mahogany fruit is more bitter than jamu.
My heart will not waver
because this heart belongs to you.
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4. 4-line Cheesy Jokes for Flirting
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And finally, there is a cheesy rhyme for those of you who are in the early stages of dating. So that they won't be annoyed by you, you can give them a 4-line cheesy rhyme for dating. Let's check it out.
55. Two frogs meet
Sitting side by side on iron.
I still admire your beautiful face
Even from a distance.
56. The sun has set
The moon comes to greet you.
This morning I see a beautiful smile
Clearly etched on your face.
57. Buy a car for racing
But I don't have a driver's license yet.
I always keep this love
Do you want to take it?
58. Go to Bali someday
Want to take a vacation and go home soon.
I always keep this love
Only for you, my dear.
59. My father is an artist
He enjoys making fish sculptures.
I give you a smile
Why do you keep ignoring me.
60.Already given educational facilities
Why should we marry early.
Should I express
This hidden feeling.
61.Speaking French fluently
Always counting when learning mathematics.
I have approached you, my love
But my love is still hanging.
62.When buying clothes, you must bargain
If you don't want to lose.
You are like a rose
Beautiful but thorny.
63.Two lovers are dancing
The old man is acting.
Seeing your face in the morning
Is like seeing a blooming flower.
64.There is an elephant in the zoo
There is a male and a female.
Not only beautiful face
But also a good heart.
65.My father goes to get a stone
To buy a book for my sibling.
I still look at that smile
To be my motivation.
66. Give food for free
Entertain guests while staying up late.
From the first glance
Your beautiful face always lingers in my mind.
67. Stars illuminate your night
Your smile brightens my heart.
Can I have you
To be my source of motivation in life.
68. Early morning, trimming nails
In the terrace while drinking herbal medicine.
Are you willing to love me
Just like I love you.
69. Making cakes using yeast
Couldn't find cornstarch.
No need to hesitate anymore
I will always be faithful to accompany you.
70. Go to the market to buy oranges
Don't forget to bring money.
My face may be ugly
But my heart is sincere.
71. Sitting at home while selling
Selling antique motorcycles.
This is not just flattery
Your face is indeed beautiful.
72. Early morning, buying herbal medicine
Don't forget to add sweetness.
Can I love you
Even if I am as I am.
73. That child is very innocent
His father is a famous person.
If you ask me to wait
I will wait until 1000 full moons.
74. Waiting for the public transportation at the corner
Taking the public transportation to meet you.
I want to express
This feeling of love to you.
75. Butterflies up to the eyebrows
Resting the head on the pillow.
For you, the owner of a sweet smile
Can't hold back anymore, want to get to know you.
Those are 75 cheesy rhymes that will make your crush go crazy. Not only for loved ones, the cheesy rhymes above are also suitable for those who want to get to know each other, even for courtship.
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Disclaimer: This translation from Bahasa Indonesia to English has been generated by Artificial Intelligence.