350 Funny Quotes for WA Status that Entertain and Make You Laugh

Kapanlagi.com - WhatsApp Status can be a means to entertain and make the atmosphere more cheerful. Instead of sharing sad or sarcastic statuses, it’s better to use funny words that can invite laughter. From dad jokes, student jokes, to light sarcasm, there are many options that can be tailored to individual humor preferences. Here are 350 funny quotes for WA status that you can use as inspiration:

1. Funny Words Special Dad Jokes

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1. Just woke up, clothes not changed, wife is already nagging. Welcome to my morning workout!

2. Three healthy meals: breakfast, lunch, dinner. Problem solved!

3. Dads asking for directions: GPS is on, still asking people, and still getting lost!

4. My wife says I forgot one important thing: take care of myself!

5. Dads' hobby: confused about what to do on the weekend, but still relaxed!

6. Why do dads like to watch cooking shows? So that their wife's cooking gets better!

7. Online meeting: camera on, fashion sense off!

8. Dad cooking: measurements are off, results are mysterious!

9. Wife asks for help, dad thinks: where did I put the TV remote?

10. Dad is a multitasking expert: can sleep while sitting on the sofa!

2. Funny Words a la Students

11. Online lecture: camera on, spirit off, loading forever!

12. Staying up late on campus not because of assignments, but to watch a new series!

13. Hearing the word “Exam,” my brain immediately crashes.

14. The campus canteen becomes inspiration for daily menus!

15. Relationship status: Student and coffee, inseparable.

16. Payday: receive money, immediately run to the coffee shop and buy data packages!

17. Counting sleep hours: 2 hours + 2 hours + 2 hours = 24 hours.

18. Chasing grades is like chasing an ex, hard to move on!

19. The lecturer says “Just summarize,” but the material is as thick as a novel.

20. Online exam: good signal, questions appear, signal disappears!

3. Funny Words Typical of Mothers

21. Beautiful clothes but the reality: always ready with wet tissues!

22. Every cooking session turns into an unexpected new menu experiment!

23. Daily motivation: seeing the balance increase, even if it’s just two digits.

24. New hobby: playing hide and seek with my own house keys!

25. Daily activities: wash, mop, look for the TV remote that’s always lost.

26. Routine schedule: wake up, have coffee, think about laundry, repeat.

27. Routine task: persuade the child to eat vegetables, but the vegetables disappear instead.

28. Shopping with a list, come home with things I don’t need.

29. Asked for a recipe: “Add the spices, salt to taste, and there you go!”

30. Mothers’ exercise: open the fridge, take something out, close the fridge. Repeat!

4. Funny Words of Confused Teenagers

31. Dizzy, sometimes feeling like a superhero, sometimes a late hero.

32. Today's mood: my heart's weather changes like the seasons in Jakarta!

33. Confused about exams, my partner is more confused seeing a stalker on social media.

34. Trying to move on from yesterday, but Facebook always reminds me of memories.

35. Proof of the now era: chatting more with my phone than with humans.

36. My diary has become a new therapist, but its writing is more confused than my heart.

37. Happy, but my mood crashes because of the number on the scale.

38. Expert level confusion: watching a romantic movie, getting emotional, ending up crying.

39. When asked for my opinion: "I’m like coffee, bitter but addictive."

40. Complaining about too much homework, but instead scrolling through TikTok.

5. Funny Words of Sarcasm

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41. Big smile seeing the status "happy life", even though yesterday I was venting about being confused.

42. Great people don’t show off their greatness, except on social media.

43. A wise saying says, "Life is a choice", I choose to sleep again.

44. Throwing shade without mentioning names is like updating a status without tagging.

45. Being single is a state of heart, not a social status. Unfortunately, my heart is more complicated than Sudoku.

46. Wanting to be a hero in the virtual world, but my WiFi is slow.

47. Hoping to be rich, but my bank balance makes me laugh sadly.

48. Frozen food is more reliable than people's hearts.

49. Not being arrogant, just enjoying my own happiness.

50. Others have dramas, I have popcorn ready to eat.

6. Funny Words About Everyday Life

51. Life is short, just five letters.

52. The more we go on, the less we go anywhere.

53. Soulmates really aren't going anywhere, but competitors are everywhere.

54. Are you dating a person or an onion? Why are you crying all the time?

55. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.

56. If life gives you lemons, add sugar, ice, and then sell lemonade!

57. A smile is free, but if you keep smiling, I might fall in love.

58. If your life feels bitter, add sugar, don't add problems.

59. They say love is blind. But why can I still see the phone notifications?

60. For those who say I have too much free time, please send some work my way.

7. Funny Words About Love and Relationships

61. My love for you is like a debt, it starts small, but if left alone, it grows by itself.

62. If I’m told to forget you, I need to go to the village office first to make a certificate of being unable to do so.

63. Love is sacrifice, but if it’s all about sacrifice, then it’s called suffering.

64. Do you know what my love for you has in common with the sun? Both rise every day and only end at the apocalypse.

65. My love for you is guaranteed without preservatives or artificial sweeteners. Pure from the heart.

66. I don’t know who you are or what you’re made of. All I know is: you’ve made me fall in love.

67. What you see in the fridge isn’t beef heart, but my heart frozen because you left me.

68. I want to say I miss you, but I’m told I’m being too close. I want to say I love you, but I’m afraid of being seen as shameless. I want to say I love you, but I’m afraid someone else already has you. So, I’m forced to just ask, what are you doing?

69. The fights of jealous people are funny and will be missed once they break up.

70. If I ride a motorcycle with you, we’ll definitely get pulled over. Because there are three of us: Me, You, and Love.

8. Funny Words About Work and Career

71. Work hard until your neighbors think your fortune comes from witchcraft.

72. Motivators can't make me diligent at work. Only installments and bills can.

73. Getting paid is like an ex, you wait a long time and when it finally arrives, it's only for a moment.

74. Humans can plan, but the ATM balance decides.

75. Don't be afraid to step forward, unless there's a car passing in front of you.

76. Holding a boring phone, holding an unfulfilled promise.

77. Relationships are like light bulbs, if you keep playing with them, they can break.

78. I've been working hard, but the result is not money, just sore muscles.

79. Tired of holding my phone all the time. How about holding your hand instead?

80. I'm not single, I'm just practicing social distancing from my crush.

9. Funny Words About Food and Drinks

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81. I thought tofu came from somewhere, turns out 'tofu' is from Sumedang.

82. No wonder my body isn't fat, it turns out what I eat is false hope.

83. I just had porridge. The porridge was small, but it can be enlarged. Turns out it's zoom zoom porridge.

84. I just went to the pharmacy to buy sleeping pills. On my way home, I carried them slowly, afraid they'd wake up.

85. I bought children's milk earlier. But it was gone in a week, even though it said for 2-year-olds.

86. I was listening to old dangdut music. Eh, the singer kept coughing. Turns out the singer is Elvi Sukaesih.

87. If you're covered in problems, it means you're human. If you're covered in sesame, it means you're onde-onde.

88. Breakfast is important, not just for energy but also for a bigger appetite at lunch.

89. Life is like instant noodles, sometimes hot sometimes cold, but still delicious to eat.

90. Even if your life is bitter, remember that coffee is also bitter but still drunk every day.

10. Funny Words About Technology and Gadgets

91. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

92. Facebook is the only place where love can talk to a wall.

93. Installing love… 44%. Installation failed. Error 404: please install money first.

94. Proof of the present time: chatting more often with smartphones than with humans.

95. Trying to read someone's mind? Just try, but don't be too surprised when they demand you to pay the mind rental fee.

96. The human brain is amazing, functioning 24 hours a day since we were born and only stops when we take a test.

97. I don’t know why I keep a bag of plastic bags at home that is full of plastic bags.

98. When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason.

99. Teamwork is important; it helps to blame others.

100. Life is beautiful. from Friday to Monday.

11. Funny Words About Education and School

101. In high school, I took my favorite subjects: lunch and recess.

102. The teacher calls it cheating, the students call it teamwork.

103. My teacher asked me to solve the problem on the board, so I went up, erased it, and said DONE.

104. Throughout our lives, our parents forbade us from writing on the walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

105. I’m confused about the confusing things that confuse me!

106. I make a list so I don’t forget anything, then I forget where I put the list.

107. When I was born… I was so shocked… that’s why I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

108. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself to the ground and miss.

109. Always remember that stupidity is not a crime. So you are free to do it.

110. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

12. Funny Words About Health and Sports

111. The key to health is just one, which is to not get sick.

112. I really like a six-pack body, that's why I protect it with a layer of fat.

113. I exercise every day, I always do one sit-up every morning when I wake up.

114. My favorite sport is lifting weights, the weight of life.

115. A toothache is the body's way of asking for ice cream.

116. I want to run in the morning, but there's no one chasing me.

117. Mom's workout: opening the fridge, taking something out, closing the fridge. Repeat!

118. My whole body hurts like I just fought against colonizers.

119. Tired means rest, not running to a fictional boyfriend.

120. Enjoy life like eating ice cream, even though it melts quickly, it's still sweet.

13. Funny Words About Money and Finance

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121. It's true that we need 4 healthy meals and 5 billion.

122. It's true that the only fast response is from loan sharks, if you just get read, that's already a blessing.

123. Occasionally reduce sugar, not for health, but for the contents of your wallet.

124. Daily mood booster: seeing your bank balance increase, even if it only increases by two digits.

125. Go shopping with a list, come home with the same items but not what you needed.

126. Saving half to death, spending it half-conscious.

127. I just got a call from a financial service institution. They offered me an online loan. I told them I was unemployed. But they said, it doesn't matter, as long as there’s collateral in the form of a certificate. So I asked for a loan of 250 million. They were very happy.

128. Then they asked, “What kind of certificate, land or house?” I replied, “Vaccination certificate.”

129. Those who want to earn 400 million a month, the solution is to save 100 million a week.

130. Hoping to become rich, but the bank balance only makes me chuckle.

14. Funny Words About Animals

131. What kind of elephant is the best? A good elephant.

132. Why don't cats go to jail when they become thieves? Because cats are not wrong.

133. What animal can fly? A bat, of course.

134. What animal is always late to school? A millipede. Because it takes too long to wear its shoes.

135. What animal consists of only two letters? U and G (shrimp).

136. What do you call someone who takes care of sick dogs? A dogter.

137. Why do birds fly south in winter? Because walking would take too long.

What animal is very close to its friend? A crab, because a crab.

139. What animal doesn't get angry when stepped on? A monkey.

140. What kind of elephant has a short trunk? A flat-nosed elephant.

15. Funny Words About Weather and Seasons

141. Rain and memories are similar, sometimes they make you miss, sometimes they make you anxious.

142. The rain comes, the bed calls, and I obey.

143. In this rainy weather, it’s best to create new memories, not to remember the old ones.

144. Rain is romantic, if it’s in a movie. In real life, it makes you soaking wet.

145. Rain and memories are two things that are hard to forget.

146. Rain makes the mood mellow, but the laundry still needs to be saved.

147. In this cold weather, it’s best to be wrapped in wealth.

148. Greeting the neighbor: ‘Hey! Haven’t eaten yet? Come here, take this! Don’t forget to wrap it back!’

149. Why are tears clear? If they were green, they’d be called matcha water.

150. If it’s closed you can see it, but if it’s open there’s nothing. What is it? A train track door.

16. Funny Words About Hobbies and Interests

151. New hobby: scrolling through the Instagram feed while thinking about the unfinished tasks.

152. Hidden hobby of dads: staring at the fridge hoping food will appear by itself.

153. Dads at home: the TV remote is closer than the stationery on the desk!

154. Dads' hobby at home: being the ‘pilot’ of the TV remote, switching channels endlessly!

155. New hobby: playing ‘hide and seek’ with my own house keys!

156. From the fan, I learned how to cool down the atmosphere.

157. Want to know my secret talent? My hidden talent is lying down without doing anything.

158. Regret comes later, if it comes early it’s called registration.

159. No girlfriend’s shoulder? Don’t worry, there’s still the sidewalk to lean on.

160. Want to be the village flower but afraid of usury.

17. Funny Words About Transportation and Vehicles

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161. What vehicle is cute when it’s moving? A train, cute, cute, cute.

162. I just washed my car. They said it was a steam wash, but it turned out to be just one person.

163. If a deer and a horse collide, who dies? The driver.

164. In your car, there’s something fragrant, and in your eyes, there’s a rainbow.

165. Toll roads often have obstacles, let alone our love road.

166. What happens if you go around the HI roundabout three times? HIHIHI.

167. Why does Superman have the letter S on his suit? Because if he wore M or XL, it would be too big.

168. Why does the coconut tree in front of the house have to be cut down? Because if it’s pulled out, it’s heavy.

169. What’s the difference between shoes and jengkol? Shoes are polished, while jengkol is stewed.

170. What’s the difference between a sarong and a box? A sarong can be checkered, but a box cannot be a sarong.

18. Funny Words About Professions and Jobs

171. Who is the football player that weighs 3 kg, sir? Bambang gas cylinder.

172. What art is always performed by bank customers, come on? Cash dance.

173. A fabric seller is nice to chat with because they have a lot of "material".

174. Sir, help! The capital of Banten is in Serang!!

175. Just checking my wife's phone, there’s a contact named monitor lizard. I tried calling, and it turned out to be my number.

176. Earlier there was a street performer singing a song, "piano chime," even though he was playing the guitar.

177. I worked until late at night. My wife was already asleep. When I entered the room, I was shocked, "Why is there a guy? And he's handsome?!" When I approached, it turned out to be a mirror.

178. A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is one who can find a man like that.

179. Appreciate your parents; they graduated from school without the help of Google.

180. If hard work leads to success, then laboratory mice must be billionaires by now.

19. Funny Words About Food and Drinks

181. Soap, what is the most flirty soap? The one that is soft soap.

182. What fruit is the cheapest? Ha ha ha ha ha fruit.

183. What vegetable has been forgotten? The spinach of your face.

184. What vegetable is good at singing? Cabbage Play.

185. What fruit once colonized Indonesia? Dutch eggplant.

186. What fruit do students fear? The fruit of thesis.

187. What fruit is the most rebellious? Melon of disobedience.

188. What vegetable is romantic? Bean sprouts. Especially when toge-ther with you.

189. What fruit is not fresh, sir? Avocado fruit.

190. Eating Indomie is like taking a test, easy but it really makes you full.

20. Funny Words About Feelings and Emotions

191. Heartache and toothache both start with something sweet.

192. Joking makes you affectionate, but unfortunately it's just a joke.

193. Because being greeted a little, the move on is ruined.

194. True love is in the heart, not in the WhatsApp story.

195. Don't kill yourself chasing something that can't be taken to the afterlife.

196. Love should be like a chemistry lesson, not just theory, but there should also be practice.

197. In life, there will definitely be many obstacles. Because if it's a banquet, it means it's catering.

198. No matter how expensive the food is, it won't feel expensive if you don't buy it.

199. Always remember that you are unique – just like everyone else.

200. Dream as much as you want about what you desire, because remember it's just a dream.

21. Funny Words About Social Life

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201. Honey in your right hand, poison in your left hand. But remember, destiny is still in God's hands.

202. Is your name WiFi? Because I can feel the connectivity.

203. Can I have a photo of you? I want to show my friend that angels really exist.

204. People say love is chased, so don't be surprised that until now I'm still chasing you.

205. The best is not the one who comes with all their advantages, but the one who doesn't leave because of all our shortcomings.

206. Your flaws will be seen as perfect by the heart that is truly destined for you.

207. Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it.

208. This heart and these lips exist only for one purpose: to say you are the one and to give my heart to you.

209. One dot two commas. You are beautiful, and I am the one who owns you.

22. Funny Words About Technology

211. Sometimes I feel scared when I see you, want to know the reason? Because you are a thief, a thief of my heart.

212. I may not have a perfect character, but the perfection of my love is only for you.

213. People say not to forget history, but I prefer to close the history and open a new script with you.

214. If someone is looking for me, tell them to search on Google.

215. I'm here, you're there, you're with him, so who am I with?

216. Learn from armpit hair, even though it is always squeezed, it still grows strong.

217. I promise I won't be naughty again; if I'm naughty, then I'll just make a promise again.

218. Friendship is like a cocoon, sometimes curious, sometimes complicated.

219. Beautiful doesn't have to be white, but must be a woman.

220. Life is like a river, flowing even though there is dirt passing by.

23. Funny Words About Love

221. Behind a healthy wallet lies a strong love.

222. If you want comfort, just date a sofa.

223. I trembled when I saw him, I thought I was in love but it turned out I was hungry.

224. Falling in love alone, are you testing your courage?

225. Why does B come after C? Because after joking it can turn into love.

226. Volcanoes have their status, why doesn’t your relationship?

227. Regret comes later, if it comes early it’s called registration.

228. Let alone dating, just connecting to a friend's hotspot often gets disconnected.

229. Sincere is like a doormat, stepped on but still welcoming.

230. Your love is like a Padang restaurant, it has many branches.

24. Funny Words About Daily Life

231. I am not lazy, I am just in energy-saving mode.

232. From the fan, I learned how to cool down the atmosphere.

233. Never repay a kindness because kindness may not do it.

234. I’ve worked hard but the result isn’t money, just sore muscles.

235. I thought I knew where it was from, it turns out it’s from Sumedang.

236. What time do students like the most? Empty time.

237. Life is like a collection of tempeh, no one knows.

238. No matter how big your problem is, it’s your problem. Not mine.

239. I will face the world, but let me rest for a moment first.

240. Indifference is innate, ignoring is intentional.

25. Funny Words About Food

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241. No matter how high the stork flies, it eventually becomes soy sauce too.

242. Life is definitely full of challenges. If there are many contributions, it's just a dangdut party.

243. When chatting with your hands, don't use your heart.

244. The more we go here, the less we go anywhere.

245. They say soulmates are close, but those who are close may not necessarily be soulmates.

246. Are you dating a person or an onion? Why are you crying all the time?

247. I don't care what people say or think about me, at least I'm always attractive to mosquitoes.

248. Life is beautiful. From Friday to Monday.

249. Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new things.

250. Installing love… 44%. Installation failed. Error 404: please insert money first.

26. Funny Words About Education

251. People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

252. In high school, you follow your favorite subjects, have lunch, and take breaks.

253. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited.

254. I have a bad habit of reading texts and forgetting to reply.

255. Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

256. 1 in 4 people is crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends. If they seem fine, you're the one!

257. My teacher told me to solve the problem on the board, so I went there, erased it, and said DONE.

258. Throughout our lives, our parents forbade us from writing on the walls. Facebook taught us differently.

259. I'm confused about the confusing things that confuse me!

260. I make a list so I don't forget anything, then I forget where I put the list.

27. Funny Words About Health

261. The human brain is amazing, functioning 24 hours a day since we were born and only stopping when we take an exam.

262. When I was born… I was so shocked… that’s why I didn’t speak for a year and a half.

263. Flying is simple. You just drop yourself to the ground and miss.

264. Always remember that stupidity is not a crime. So you are free to do it.

265. Facebook is the only place where you can talk to a wall.

266. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

267. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems… but then again, milk doesn’t either.

268. I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy.

269. Everything should be fair in love and also in final exams!!

270. All animals are good, but some can cause serious problems for you.

28. Funny Words About Work

271. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.

272. Want to know my hidden talent? My secret talent is lying down without doing anything.

273. A new way to forget your past is to delete your chat history.

274. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. And you also say that you love me, so now I'm scared!

275. My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time. 45 MINUTES!

276. Never laugh at your partner's choices. You're one of them.

277. The faces you make in the toilet: (o_o), (>_<), (0_0), (^_^)

278. Getting back with your ex is like going to a junkyard and buying back your own trash.

279. I don't know why I keep plastic bags at home that are full of plastic bags.

280. I exercise every day, I always do one sit-up every morning when I wake up.

29. Funny Words About Relationships

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281. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

282. I really like a six-pack body, that's why I protect it with a layer of fat.

283. Getting married is very similar to soaking in a hot tub. Once you get used to it, it's not too hot.

284. Women are like police. Even when they have all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.

285. When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason.

286. I don't care what people say or think about me, at least I'm always attractive to mosquitoes.

287. Teamwork is important; it helps to blame others.

288. Life is beautiful. from Friday to Monday.

289. Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones.

290. Installing love… 44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

30. Funny Words About Life

291. People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

292. In high school, I attended my favorite subjects, had lunch, and took breaks.

293. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited.

294. I have a bad habit of reading texts and forgetting to reply.

295. Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

296. 1 in 4 people is crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends. If they seem fine, you’re the one!

297. My teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, so I went there, erased it, and said DONE.

298. Throughout our lives, our parents forbade us from writing on the walls. Facebook taught us differently.

299. I’m confused about confusing things that confuse me!

300. I make a list so I don’t forget anything, then I forget where I put the list.

31. Funny Words About Love

301. The human brain is amazing, functioning 24 hours a day since we were born and only stopping when we take an exam.

302. When I was born… I was so shocked… that’s why I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

303. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself to the ground and miss.

304. Always remember that stupidity is not a crime. So you are free to do it.

305. Facebook is the only place where you can talk to a wall.

306. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

307. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems… but then again, milk doesn’t either.

308. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.

309. Almost everything should be fair in love and also in final exams!!

310. All animals are good but some can cause serious problems for you.

32. Funny Words About Friendship

311. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.

312. Want to know my hidden talent? My secret talent is lying down doing nothing.

313. A new way to forget your past is to delete your chat history.

314. You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. And you also say that you love me, so now I'm scared!

315. My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time. 45 MINUTES!

316. Never laugh at your partner's choices. You are one of them.

317. The faces you make in the bathroom: (o_o), (>_<), (0_0), (^_^)

318. Getting back together with your ex is like going to a junkyard and buying back your own trash.

319. I don't know why I keep plastic bags at home that are full of plastic bags.

320. I exercise every day, I always do one sit-up every morning when I wake up.

33. Funny Words About Family

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321. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

322. I really like a six-pack body, that's why I protect it with a layer of fat.

323. Getting married is very similar to soaking in a hot tub. Once you get used to it, it’s not that hot.

324. Women are like police. Even when they have all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.

325. When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason.

326. I don’t care what people say or think about me, at least I’m always attractive to mosquitoes.

327. Teamwork is important; it helps to blame others.

328. Life is beautiful. from Friday to Monday.

329. Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones.

330. Installing love… 44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

34. Funny Words About Hobbies

331. People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

332. In high school, I attended my favorite subjects, had lunch, and took breaks.

333. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, but edited carefully.

334. I have a bad habit of reading texts and forgetting to reply.

335. Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

336. 1 in 4 people is crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends. If they seem fine, you're the one!

337. My teacher told me to solve the problem on the board, so I went there, erased it, and said DONE.

338. Throughout our lives, our parents forbade us from writing on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

339. I'm confused about the confusing things that confuse me!

340. I make lists so I don't forget anything, then I forget where I put the list.

35. Funny Words About Dreams

341. The human brain is amazing, functioning 24 hours a day since we were born and only stops when we take an exam.

342. When I was born… I was so shocked… that’s why I didn’t speak for a year and a half.

343. Flying is simple. You just drop yourself to the ground and miss.

344. Always remember that stupidity is not a crime. So you are free to do it.

345. Facebook is the only place where you can talk to a wall.

346. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

347. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems… but then again, milk doesn’t either.

348. I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy.

349. Almost everything should be fair in love and also in final exams!!

350. All animals are good but some can cause serious problems for you.

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