Kapanlagi.com - Eid always brings unique stories filled with happiness, warmth, and of course, funny moments that make you laugh. From the classic question "when will you get married?" to the struggle of hunting for holiday bonuses, everything can be a source of jokes. These funny Eid phrases are definitely relatable for you!
Besides being a time for family gatherings, Eid is also synonymous with an abundance of food and absurd stories. Starting from fighting over chicken curry, failed diets, to long lines at the toilet after overeating. Now, for KLovers who want to find funny words, this article will provide them.
So, what are some of the funny Eid words? Let's check out these funny Eid phrases that can make the atmosphere even more cheerful!
1. Funny Lebaran Quotes About Food

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Lebaran is not just about victory, but also a feast of tempting food. From ketupat to opor ayam, everything makes the stomach happy. Now, to make the atmosphere even more exciting, let's check out the following funny Lebaran quotes about food:
1. "Lebaran without ketupat is like Instagram without a filter, it feels incomplete!"
2. "Opor ayam is best piled up, but the calories also pile up!"
3. "Eating ketupat is fine, as long as you don't eat your heart out during Lebaran."
4. "Lebaran, the day when dieting officially takes a national holiday."
5. "THR instantly turns into a pile of nastar cookies on the table."
6. "At someone else's house, eat politely. At home, eat a whole basket of ketupat."
7. "After eating opor, weigh yourself while pretending to forget the previous number."
8. "Lebaran calories are greater than the kindness of an ex who likes to ghost."
9. "Intended to try one cookie, but suddenly stopped after the jar was empty."
10. "Diet starts tomorrow, after all the leftover Lebaran cookies are completely gone!"
2. Funny Eid Words About Silaturahmi
In addition, Eid is also synonymous with silaturahmi, but it also becomes a moment for sharing stories, nostalgia, and questions that make you laugh. So, for this theme, here are some funny Eid words related to silaturahmi:
11. "Eid: a moment for family gatherings plus an interrogation session about the future."
12. "Forgive me for my physical and spiritual mistakes, even though last year's mistakes are not yet settled."
13. "Eid silaturahmi: starts with handshakes, ends with a fight over rendang."
14. "The older you get, the more you realize that the question of when to get married? is an Eid tradition."
15. "Sweet smile when given Eid money, sour smile when asked to treat."
16. "Silaturahmi is a must, but looking your best for family photos is also important."
17. "Eid is the time when everyone suddenly becomes a life motivator."
18. "Before Eid: 'I will only eat a little.' After Eid: 'Oh well.'"
19. "The awaited envelope, but forgetting that you're no longer a child."
20. "Eid: the time when all the uncles and aunts suddenly become detectives of our lives."
3. Funny Lebaran Quotes About THR

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One of the most awaited moments during Lebaran is THR, especially in Indonesia. From those hunting for angpao to those resigned to sharing. For KLovers looking for quotes on this theme, here are some funny Lebaran quotes about THR:
21. "THR comes for a moment, disappears as quickly as a blink of an eye."
22. "Lebaran: the time when a child's wallet is thicker than their parents' wallet."
23. "THR is unexpected fortune that quickly turns into a debt of gratitude to a nephew."
24. "THR is like an ex, comes for a moment and then leaves without a trace."
25. "Happiness is simple, seeing the amount in the THR envelope is more than expected."
26. "THR from uncles and aunts is always received with open hands and wide smiles."
27. "Lebaran is the time for the young to ask for THR, while the old pretend not to see."
28. "Used to be happy to receive THR, now during Lebaran I have to share THR instead."
29. "THR strategy: arrive first at the house of the most generous relative."
30. "THR = Arriving on the Day of Celebration, but the wallet ends up Arriving on the Day of Restriction."
4. Funny Lebaran Quotes About Going Home
Going home for Lebaran is always an exciting moment, from the preparations to the journey full of drama. To make your trip home even more fun, here are some funny Lebaran quotes about going home that you can use. Here are the funny quotes about going home:
31. "Going home is a struggle: traffic jams, tiredness, but a happy heart."
32. "Going home by car? Get ready to be a statue in a sea of traffic jams."
33. "Running out of gas before reaching the village, even more expensive than a plane ticket."
34. "Going home = universal traffic jams from Sabang to Merauke."
35. "A patient person is not someone who doesn't get angry, but someone who can hold their pee in the middle of a traffic jam."
36. "Going home economically: leaving with a full suitcase, returning with an empty suitcase."
37. "Going home is a reality, maps and GPS often just become decorations."
38. "Going home by motorcycle: leaving with enthusiasm, returning with a cold."
39. "Smooth trips home are a myth, traffic jams are an annual reality."
40. "Lebaran homecoming, a long journey for my beloved mother's chicken curry."
5. Funny Lebaran Quotes About New Clothes

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In Indonesia, celebrating Lebaran without new clothes feels incomplete. But behind the luxury of new clothes, there are also funny stories that make us laugh. For those of you who want to carry this theme, here are some funny Lebaran quotes about new Lebaran clothes:
41. "Lebaran: the time to show off new clothes and new sandals in the mosque yard."
42. "New clothes worn once, but photographed from every angle."
43. "First Lebaran: new clothes. Second Lebaran: beloved legendary nightgown."
44. "New sandals ready to wear, but why does one side look different on the way home?"
45. "New clothes are fine, but if there's no holiday money, all I can do is surrender."
46. "In the past, Lebaran was happy to receive new clothes, now happiness comes from having a safe bank balance."
47. "Buy new clothes to look stylish, but still wear shorts to eat at home."
48. "New clothes are cool, but if the wallet is empty, the heart still cries."
49. "Lebaran: new clothes thought about for a month, worn for just one day."
50. "What matters is not new clothes, but a renewed heart and a wallet that stays filled!"
Those are the funny Lebaran quotes that can add to moments filled with joy, togetherness, and of course, humor. There are still many other quotes that you can discover by reading articles on kapanlagi.com. Because, if not now, when?
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Disclaimer: This translation from Bahasa Indonesia to English has been generated by Artificial Intelligence.