Kapanlagi.com - Usually people will be happy with something entertaining on social media, one of which is funny words. For those of you who are feeling upset, happy, or want to mock someone, but still want to look funny. You can represent your feelings by using funny words.
There are many funny words that can be used as your social media status. Like funny words for those who are upset, for exes, or for those who are obsessed with someone. Of course, these words can represent your feelings and entertain people who read them.
According to various sources, here are 85 funny and humorous words for you. Guaranteed, these funny words can entertain and make you laugh out loud. Let's check them out, KLovers.
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1. Silly Words that are Confused
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The first silly words are in the form of melancholic words. For those of you who are feeling melancholic but want to look funny, you can use these silly melancholic words. And here are some silly melancholic words.
1. Regret comes at the end, because if it comes at the beginning, it's called registration.
2. Some people enter our lives and leave a 'trace' in our hearts. While others enter our lives and make us want to leave a mark on their faces.
3. Once fallen, get up, twice, stay strong, if you fall again, it means you should use your eyes when walking.
4. My wallet is like an onion: opening it makes me cry.
5. Sincerity is like a doormat. Even if it's insulted, it still says 'Welcome'.
6. It doesn't matter if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
7. Love is blind. But love knows which one is a car and which one is a motorcycle.
8. Your eyes are like traffic lights, making me stop every time I see them.
9.Honesty is the key in a relationship. If you can fake it, then you're safe.
10.Bus, what kind of bus makes me curious? Can I have you completely?
11.Darling, this morning I couldn't eat because I missed you. And I couldn't eat in the afternoon because I was thinking of you. And at night, I couldn't sleep because I was hungry.
12.Single doesn't have to be ashamed, being single doesn't mean no one wants you, it just means no one does.
13.If you are ugly, don't be afraid to love. Because the one who should be afraid is the one you love.
14.Being indifferent is a character, but ignoring is a choice.
15.It's better to be laughed at for not being married yet than not being able to laugh after getting married.
16.Did you fall from the sky? Because usually, that's how devils are.
17.It's okay if you don't agree with me. I can't force you to always be right.
18.No wonder I'm thin, turns out I've been eating false hopes too much.
19.Don't like to deceive yourself. Because deceiving yourself is someone else's duty.
20.Never be someone who is irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you also can't be promoted.
21.Sometimes I'm happy when someone stops being my friend. It's like trash throwing itself away.
22.Don't give too many hints. If you make a mistake 3 times, their heart can be blocked.
23.If a couple who are being affectionate are called love birds, then a couple who are arguing should be called angry birds.
24.Don't get sick, if you get sick, then who will hurt me? Jleb.
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2. Silly Words that are Super Obsessed
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The second silly words are, there are words that are extremely bucin (lovestruck). These silly words are perfect for those of you who are bucin, but still look funny. And here are some silly words that are extremely bucin.
25.What kind of monkey should be destroyed? Doubt to propose to you.
26.I don't know who became Miss Universe. But for sure, I know who misses you so much.
27. Love is like ignorance. Just because of your name alone has made me crazy.
28. Every crime will definitely get a punishment. But love is not a crime. That's why sometimes it doesn't get a punishment.
29. As far as I know, the liver actually has two functions, the first one is to store minerals in the body, and the second one is definitely to store my love for you.
30. Why are most newspaper vendors guys? Because most girls are too proud to give news first.
31. O Allah, if she is my soulmate, then bring her closer, and if she is not my soulmate, please check again, O Allah.
32. Can I have your photo? Because my friends don't believe that angels exist.
33. Maybe God thinks I'm not creative. Because from the past until now, my prayers are always about you.
34. If I'm asked to forget you, I will go to the neighborhood office first. Ask for a certificate of inability.
35. Sunday is a weekend, but our love will never end.
36. Even on a public holiday, I don't take a break to think about you.
37. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it, it just comes out.
38. If I ride a motorcycle with you, we will definitely be fined by the police. Because it's always the three of us, me, you, and love.
39. My love for you is like debt. It starts small, ignored, and suddenly becomes big.
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3. Silly Words for Ex
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Not only sweet words, but there are also silly words for exes. And of course, these silly words for exes are very entertaining. Let's check them out.
40.Dear ex, living without you is actually easier than living without a phone.
41.Not just dating, even connecting to a friend's hotspot often gets disconnected.
42.We rowed all the way to the source, swam to the shore. How can we get married if until now we're still not together?
43. Remember, BPJS doesn't cover sickness caused by love, and the SAR TEAM won't search for a soulmate who hasn't been found yet.
44.It's actually difficult when you have a beautiful ex, it's hard to belittle them.
45.In your eyes, I'm like a stain-resistant detergent, one rub and I'm gone.
46.The best and most effective way to make people remember us is by borrowing money.
47.Don't call me an ex. Just call me an alumnus. Who knows, we might have a reunion.
48. Constantly remembering an ex is the best way to go to a mental hospital.
49.You keep looking at me wrong, tomorrow I'll move on to your nose.
50.I broke up with my girlfriend because of different beliefs. I'm sure I'm handsome, but she doesn't think so.
51.In order to remember the ex who has moved on before us, let's be silent about love, start!
52.A single person who passed the civil servant recruitment exam scribbles on their ex's face.
53.Behind someone's successful life, there are many exes who regret. Damn.
54.When it's DEFINITE: get married! When it's EX: forget it!
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4. Funny Javanese Words
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Then there are also silly words in Javanese language. And here are some entertaining silly words in Javanese.
55.Dream as high as the sky, if you fall it means your sleep is not in the middle.
56.I'm waiting for you, but am I your CCTV?
57.Are you jealous of me? Well, I'll just give in, I'll go right.
58. Actually, I can go to the mall by using makeup and sit in a cafe, but I don't want to. Later, people will think I have a lot of money.
59. Those who wear lipstick will lose to those who are knowledgeable.
60. I don't need a map or GPS, if I'm with you I already know where to go.
61. Why is the BBM display picture always with your boyfriend? Did you all chip in to buy a phone?
62. I intentionally didn't take a shower, so it looks natural.
63. I know that fortune is only a trust. But God, if you want to entrust a little more fortune to me.
64. When I look into your eyes, it seems like you want to ask me for a loan.
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What did you buy the phone for?)
62. I intentionally didn't take a shower, so it looks natural.
63. I know that fortune is only a trust. But God, if you want to entrust more fortune, it's better.
64. If I see the sparkle in your eyes, it seems like you want to ask for a loan from me.
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5. Free Funny Words
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And the last one is there are free silly words. And here are some free silly words that will entertain you and are perfect for social media status.
65. It's useless to have a handsome boyfriend if his girlfriend is also handsome.
66. Beauty is relative, photoshop is an alternative.
67. If someone insults you, don't rush to deny their statement. It seems like they're right.
68. Many problems make us mature. So, be a person with problems.
69. Dream as much as you want about what you want, because it's just a dream.
70. I wish I could be a child again. So I can have long naps and everyone will be proud of me.
71. Not doing something is difficult. You never know when it will be finished.
72. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
73. If you can't convince and impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your stupidity.
74. If someone throws a stone at you, respond with a flower, along with its pot.
75. If zombies attack, you'll be safe. Because what they're after is the brain.
76. Falling in love is based on feelings. Maintaining it requires income.
77. You're beautiful because of your heritage, but when you climb, oh no, you're ugly again.
78. Behind a healthy wallet there is strong love.
79. Don't hesitate to solve problems! Unless there's a writing that says 'solving means buying.
80. Maybe you need to eat makeup. So you can be beautiful from the inside too.
81. What do I do when I see someone very attractive? I stare at them, smile at them until I'm tired, then I put down that mirror.
82. Living without a purpose is like someone in a hurry but can't find a toilet.
83. There's no such thing as a stupid question. There are only stupid people asking.
84. The fragrance of perfume is much more fragrant than the smell of new money.
85. Money is not everything, there are still credit cards and others.
Those are 85 silly words that entertain and can be used as your social media status. The silly words above not only entertain, but also can be a place for subtly and funny sarcastic words.
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Disclaimer: This translation from Bahasa Indonesia to English has been generated by Artificial Intelligence.