94 Complete Funny Guesses with Answers, Hilarious and Mood-Boosting

Kapanlagi.com - Various ways to entertain oneself can be obtained from something simple. One of them is by answering funny guesses that successfully bring back a bad mood. In addition, these funny guesses can liven up the atmosphere when playing with family or loved ones.

As it is known, sometimes the mood often goes up and down from being so happy to feeling annoyed and angry. From these situations, of course, we need a way to bring back a bad mood to be good again. One solution to bring back the mood is usually done by entertaining oneself or just doing something that makes us happy.

However, it turns out that only with a funny guess, the mood can actually return to normal, especially if you play funny guesses with loved ones, which becomes even more fun to do. These funny guesses are not just a game, but also succeed in making you laugh and tickling your stomach. Moreover, sometimes these guesses have very simple answers, but guaranteed to make you burst out laughing.

No need to be confused in determining funny guesses, you can play them with several complete guesses along with their answers as summarized in the points below. To complete it, check out the following reviews about funny jokes complete with their answers from various sources.

1. Funny Riddles About Fruits and Vegetables

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Funny riddles can be made using different types of fruits or fruit names that can make you laugh. Moreover, some fruit names are very suitable to be combined with various daily activities that make you burst into laughter. Here are some funny riddles complete with their answers about fruits and vegetables.

1. What fruit can hold many things?

Answer: Leci-table

2. What fruit has a lot of money?

Answer: Sri Kaya (rich)

3. What fruit is suitable for singles?

Answer: Buahahahahahah (fruitahahahaha)

4. What fruit is disobedient?

Answer: Melon kundang (ungrateful melon)

5. What fruit likes to wake up early?

Answer: Apel pagi (morning apple)

6. What fruit do students fear?

Answer: Belimbingan skripsi (thesis starfruit)

7. What fruit once colonized Indonesia?

Answer: Terong belanda (Dutch eggplant)

8. What fruit is always fresh and addictive?

Answer: Buah bibir (lip fruit)

9. What vegetable can sing?

Answer: Kolplay (cabbage play)

10. What fruit has durian inside but thorny skin?

Answer: Yaa buah durian lahh (Yes, it's durian fruit)

11. What fruit gets angry easily?

Answer: Duh salak banget sih kamu (You're really prickly)

12. What fruit is evil?

Answer: Pir'aun (pirate)

13. What vegetable likes to call?

Answer: Kol, Wah siapa nih yang misskol (Cabbage, Who misses me?)

2. Funny Guesses That Make You Laugh

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There are various funny jokes that will make you laugh and tickle your stomach. These funny jokes are suitable for playing with family or close people who will improve your mood. The funny jokes that will make you laugh are as follows.

14. Being single is free.

Answer: Freehatin.

15. Who is the cute president?

Answer:  Kim Jong Unch.

16. Why does Santa Claus laugh as hohoho?

Answer: Because if it's hihihi, it's a kuntilanak.

17. What buffalo hurts feelings?

Answer: Your lies accepting me.

18. What cat is often called by people who are dating?

Answer: Your cat

19. Why are stones placed on train tracks?

Answer: Because if money is placed, it will be taken.

20. What key can make people dance?

Answer: Hot keys

21. White hair is called gray, red hair is called blonde, what is green hair called?

Answer: Rambutan is not ripe yet.

22. What small object can make people come out?

Answer: House Bell

23. What gang always annoys housewives?

Answer: Gang up on her husband.

24. Which country is in the proverb?

Answer: Sweden umbrella before it rains.

25. If he is my soulmate, please bring him closer, if he is not my soulmate?

Answer: Please check again, maybe there's something wrong.

26. What is delicious to eat but also enjoyable to watch?

Answer: Ketoprak.

27. Why does a sniper close one eye when shooting?

Answer: Because if both eyes are closed, they can't see.

28. Is there a dangerous rambutan fruit to eat?

Answer: Yes, if you eat it in the middle of the toll road.

29. Why is there a word 'enter' on the computer?

Answer: Because if the word is 'later', the program won't run.

30. What DJ is the most abundant?

Answer: Djamaah.

31. Why does Captain America like onion shield?

Answer: Because if he carries Komeng, he will make jokes.

3. Funny Guesses About Public Figures

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Funny guesses can also use the names of public figures. Whether it's public figures from around the world or even from our own country, these funny guesses can entertain your troubled hearts and bring back your mood. Here are some funny guesses with the names of public figures:

32. Foreign singer who is actually Indonesian?

Answer: Justin Beber.

33. Foreign singer who has difficulty swallowing?

Answer: Ed sered.

34. Singer who often lacks self-awareness?

Answer: Pingsan mambo.

35. Foreign singer who likes riding a bike?

Answer: Selena Gowes.

36. Vice president who often watches streaming?

Answer: Muhammad Youtube Kalla

37.What governor likes to sing?

Answer: Biduan Kemil

38.Who is the singer who doesn't like to speed?

Answer: Melly Goes Slow.

39.Singer with curly hair?

Answer: Ayu keriting

40.Celebrity who can heal wounds, who is it?

Answer: Anya Betadine

41.Who is the confused football player?

Answer: Bimbang Pamungkas

42.Artist who can be made into a drink?

Answer: Cincau laura

43. Indonesian superhero who has a clothing business?

Answer: Wiro Sablon

44.Who is the vocalist of the band who often disappears?

Answer: Ayo Charly sampai ketemu

45.American president who can carry many things?

Answer: Donald Truck

46.Artist who is usually on a motorcycle?

Answer: Jessica standar

47.Singer who likes the fantasy world?

Answer: Isyana Boneka.

48.What kind of football player weighs 3kg?

Answer: Bambang tabung gas.

4. Funny Guesses About Animals

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Besides fruit names, several animal names can be used for funny guesses. Don't be mistaken, these funny guesses about animals will also make you laugh and entertain yourself. Here are some funny guesses about animals.

49. Guess what animal is good at swimming?

Answer: Duck. If it's a fish, it doesn't swim, but it dives.

50. What kind of chicken annoys you?

Answer: The chicken is gone, but there's still a lot of rice.

51. There are 10 ducks multiplied by 2, so how many are there?

Answer: It becomes 8, because the 2 is multiplied.

52. What type of lice is terrifying?

Answer: Lice-kan.

53. What kind of cat is often called by people who are dating?

Answer: Your cat.

54. What kind of buffalo hurts feelings?

Answer: Your lies accepting me.

55. What bacteria is found in raw fish?

Answer: Salmon-ella.

56. What animal wants a lot?

Answer: Lice. Lice can't be satisfied, lice can't be satisfied.

57. What animal is black-white-red?

Answer: A zebra gets a cold after being shaved.

58. What animal is evil with artists?

Answer: Chicken pranks Bensu.

59. What kind of cat is just an ordinary position?

Answer: Family Angora, Scout Angora, Group Angora.

60. What animals are in Teletubbies?

Answer: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lalat, Po.

61. What animal is the result of a photocopy?

Answer: Zebra horse, because it's black and white.

62. What fish can fly?

Answer: I believe I kan fly.

5. Very Funny Guesses

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These funny guesses with various themes might also help bring back your mood. Here are some hilarious guesses that you can play with your loved ones.

63. What is the most difficult movement to do?

Answer: Move on.

64. What is an endless effort?

Answer: Rent-car-rice.

65. If you get hit, but the hitter feels pain, what is it?

Answer: Mosquito stuck on the nose.

66. What is the title of a sadistic murder song?

Answer: Cut the goose duck!

67. Learning Mandarin, what does wet floor mean?

Answer: Lhi Chin.

68. Who likes to ride angkot, but never pays for angkot?

Answer: Angkot driver

69.What leaf never falls?

Answer: Ear leaf

70.What object comes out when it is turned?

Answer: Lipstick

71.What object has the letter K in front and L in the back. And when pulled hard, if released it becomes weak?

Answer: Slingshot. Please take care of your brain

72.Who is avoided by many people even though their skin is white?

Answer: People with panu all over their body

73. Do you know what night is very terrifying and frightening?

Answer: Maklam-pir.

74.If a sick person is taken to the hospital, but if the hospital is sick, where is it taken?

Answer: To the construction worker.

75.What is the difference between SPBU and you?

Answer: If SPBU is Pertamina, if you are the first and the last.

76.A tourist area that can defend itself?

Answer: Puncak Silat.

77.What country wants to drink?

Answer: Haustralia.

78.Why are there 2 kidneys?

Answer: Because if there are three, it will be odd.

79.A city that can move around?

Answer: Kota amal.

80. A tissue that is good at poking?

Answer: Wet tissue.

81. What kind of worker likes hallucination?

Answer: Porridge seller, because he likes hallucinating rice.

82. What kind of fur can talk?

Answer: Furrah.

83. What kind of motorcycle often disappears?

Answer: Ninja.

84. What item cannot be disturbed?

Answer: Belt, sorry I'm a belt.

85. A resigned drink?

Answer: Yes soda, yes indeed.

86. What kind of hair is abundant on the side of the road?

Answer: Traffic hair.

87. Guess what disease humans love to keep?

Answer: There are Persian headache, Angora headache, and other types of headaches.

88. Do you know what monkey is the most annoying?

Answer: Monkey TV but can't.

89. Translate into Japanese no money?

Answer: Sakurata takupusing.

90. Why does the puppeteer bring a dagger during a puppet show?

Answer: Because if he brings a stove, his wife can't cook.

91. Why do zombies have to attack together?

Answer: Because if they're alone, they're called zomblo.

92. Shoes, what shoes can be used for cooking?

Answer: Sepatula (Spatula).

93. Clock, what clock has its needle rotating to the left?

Answer: Jam Kidal.

94. Why do birds fly south in winter?

Answer: Because it's too far to walk.

That's 94 complete funny guesses with their answers, hilarious and makes the mood back. It's really fun to read funny guesses with your family and closest friends.

Source: bola.com, liputan6.com, merdeka.com, @ ketidaklucuan

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