Homecoming Without Drama? Impossible! Here are 70 Funny Homecoming Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

Kapanlagi.com - Homecoming is always a moment full of exciting stories, from the struggle to hunt for tickets to getting stuck in traffic for hours. Although exhausting, there are always funny things that can make us laugh throughout the journey through funny homecoming quotes below.

With these funny homecoming quotes, your journey is guaranteed to be more exciting and not boring! From the classic question "when are you getting married?" to complaints about endless traffic jams, homecoming is indeed full of exciting drama to discover.

Rather than stressing out, it's better to face it with humor! Let's check out this collection of funny homecoming quotes that will make your journey lighter and more enjoyable!

1. Funny Mudik Quotes That Make You Laugh

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Mudik is a unique Lebaran tradition filled with joy and sorrow. From long journeys, endless traffic jams, to hilarious moments that are always remembered. To make the journey even more exciting, here are some funny mudik quotes that can make you laugh all the way:

1. "Mudik: a long journey to happiness and the question 'when will you get married?'"

2. "Stuck in traffic? Relax, the important thing is that the holiday bonus is safe!"

3. "Mudik is a test of patience: holding hunger, holding emotions, holding pee!"

4. "A long journey is normal, what's extraordinary is the price of gasoline!"

5. "Mudik on a motorcycle? Get ready for a sore butt!"

6. "Mudik with family = traffic jams on the road + traffic jams at home!"

7. "Want to mudik by plane, but the holiday bonus is only enough to buy snacks."

8. "Mudik is beautiful, if the roads are empty!"

9. "Buy tickets far in advance, still leave late!"

10. "Mudik: a long journey to meet family and chicken opor fat."

2. Funny Mudik Quotes about Traffic Jams

In the mudik activities, traffic jams are the faithful companions of travelers, from highways to back roads, all are crowded. Although exhausting, we can still laugh with the following funny mudik quotes about traffic jams:

11. "Mudik: 2 hours of travel, 10 hours of traffic jam!"

12. "Traffic Jam during Eid? The important thing is to be patient and have enough internet quota!"

13. "Traffic is not a problem, as long as the car's AC is still cool."

14. "Be patient, we are all in the same boat in this traffic jam!"

15. "Mudik is not about reaching the destination, but about enjoying the traffic jam."

16. "Eid traffic jams are a moment of life reflection: why didn’t I mudik by private jet?"

17. "On the toll road: speed 5 km/hour. Walking is even faster!"

18. "Traffic jams are the art of enjoying the journey at turtle speed."

19. "Don’t be sad about the traffic jam, the important thing is to keep a light heart!"

20. "Traffic jams are a sign that many people love their family, but care less about time."

3. Funny Mudik Quotes about Transportation

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Every traveler has a different story about transportation. From taking a crowded bus, a train without a seat, to a plane that makes your wallet thinner. Let's laugh together with these funny mudik quotes about transportation:

21. "Taking a bus? Get ready to be a walking sardine!"

22. "Mudik by motorbike: faster, cheaper, but more sore!"

23. "Economy train: bought a seat ticket, ended up standing."

24. "Mudik by plane: arrive quickly, but the holiday bonus is gone right away for the ticket!"

25. "Bringing a big suitcase for mudik, what's inside? Souvenirs for the neighbors!"

26. "Mudik by family car: luggage for goods, seats for group sleeping!"

27. "Flight delays, traffic jams, crowded trains, still excited to mudik!"

28. "Mudik by truck? The important thing is to get to the hometown!"

29. "Being a true traveler means being mentally and physically prepared."

30. "Taking a motorcycle taxi for mudik? Bismillah, hope we make it!"

4. Funny Homecoming Quotes About THR and Souvenirs

Besides meeting family, going home is also synonymous with THR (holiday allowance) and souvenirs. However, there are always funny moments that happen, from high hopes to realities that make you grin. Here are some funny homecoming quotes about THR and souvenirs:

41. "THR: comes quickly, disappears even quicker!"

42. "Going home brings souvenirs, coming back brings debt!"

43. "THR for kids increases, THR for adults? Vanished somewhere!"

44. "The cost of going home is more expensive than the souvenirs bought."

45. "Going home = hunting for THR from uncles and aunts!"

46. "Used to receive THR, now I have to give it. When will it be like before?!"

47. "Expectation: going back to the hometown to get THR. Reality: being asked to give THR instead!"

48. "Bringing a big suitcase to go home, but it only contains souvenirs!"

49. "Every Eid: meeting family, eating well, and wallet getting thinner!"

50. "Buying expensive souvenirs, only to end up eating them myself!"

5. Funny Homecoming Quotes When Arriving at Hometown

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Next, there are funny homecoming quotes in the hometown. After a long and exhausting journey, finally arriving at the hometown. But this is where new challenges begin with nostalgia, family reunions, and of course, the questions that make you laugh while also feeling annoyed:

61. "Arrived in the hometown: relieved! But tomorrow I have to be ready to be asked 'when are you getting married?'"

62. "Family gathering = delicious food + listening to the latest gossip!"

63. "After traveling so far home, I’m actually asked to help in the kitchen!"

64. "Meeting little cousins: they get cash gifts, we get asked for money!"

65. "Arriving home, immediately asked: 'Where are you working now?'"

66. "Eid without the question 'when will you graduate?' is impossible!"

67. "Travelled far for homecoming, still asked 'why are you skinnier?'"

68. "Family reunion: 50% nostalgia, 50% life interrogation!"

69. "Homecoming for childhood nostalgia, ended up meeting an ex!"

70. "Arriving at the hometown = happy heart, full stomach, empty wallet!"

Homecoming is a long journey full of stories, starting from traffic jams, unique transportation, to warm meetings with family. With a little humor, the homecoming journey can be lighter and more enjoyable. There are still many other quotes that KLovers can learn by reading articles on kapanlagi.com. Because if not now, when?

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