55 Short, Funny, and Entertaining Poems that Will Make Your Stomach Ache

Kapanlagi.com - There are various ways to entertain yourself, starting from simple things. One of them is by reading funny rhymes to fill empty time and refresh the mind. Various types of rhymes are usually performed in successful entertainment events that attract the audience's attention.

Rhymes are one type of ancient poetry. Rhymes generally consist of four stanzas, each stanza usually having an a-b-a-b rhyme scheme. Because it ends with the same rhythm, rhymes are pleasant to listen to and always succeed in entertaining everyone. Not only that, rhymes also have deep meanings with various contents and themes, and they are usually shorter.

Based on their types, rhymes are divided into several categories such as funny or humorous rhymes, religious rhymes, children's rhymes, romantic rhymes, or advice rhymes. However, regardless of their types, listening to or reading rhymes can both be very interesting entertainment. Especially if you want to get entertainment in a simple and simple way.

In addition, poems can also be performed for the closest people as a very cool entertainment. No need to be confused to make a poem, some examples of short funny poems might be an alternative for you to read poems to entertain yourself. Prepare more energy, KLovers, because this funny poem can shake your stomach because of its hilarious and crazy jokes.

As for short funny poems, they are so funny and entertaining that they can shake your stomach, as follows, as summarized by kapanlagi.com from various sources.

1. Short Funny Poems

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This funny but short poem might be suitable for those of you who are looking for various funny poems but only consist of four stanzas. You can read or display the short funny poem with the closest people to make it more fun and hilarious.

Short funny poem:

1. Take a thorny leaf branch. Overgrown bushes are taken as evidence.

If you pee, don't stand, pity the other world that occupies it.

2. Beautiful fish, it's a lohan fish. Durian is made into a cake.

A man who is not handsome. Oh, poor you.

3. Chicken closes its plate. Virgin's fart is loud.

Widow's fart is fragrant. Transgender's fart is crispy.

4. Rain in Java. Flood in Hong Kong.

Don't laugh, your teeth are missing.

5. One plus one equals two.

You and I love each other until old age.

6. Open Facebook, use a password.

You're stupid, rarely take a bath.

7. A ping-pong ball is eaten by a sparrow.

Being toothless is more important as long as you're beautiful.

8. A shark eats a rhinoceros.

I luv you suddenly.

9. Confused here, dazed there.

This is a poem, a poem that doesn't make sense.

10. A charity box is shaken.

I'm predicted to be matched with my brother.

11. Belut chips, eaten with a crunch.

You fart, but you don't say anything.

12. Don't be naughty, especially to the herbalist.

Here's a booger, for you.

13. Vinegar makes you uncomfortable.

End of the month makes you miserable.

14. Rusty iron is hit by the road.

My balance is dying at the end of the month.

15. Go to the market, looking for itch medicine.

Idiot, you have no money.

16. Don't be afraid, don't worry.

That's a fart, not thunder.

17. There's a mountain there, there's a mountain here.

It's God's creation.

18. Sweet melon in ice water.

Wherever you are, you never send a text.

19. However smart a squirrel jumps.

Police are smarter at jumping.

20. Bread is roti. Shadow is bayang.

Before you die. Better you pray.

2. Hilarious Funny Poems

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Funny and hilarious poems like the ones below can also be quite entertaining. Here are some funny and hilarious poems for you to enjoy, KLovers.

Funny and hilarious poems:

21. Eating durian while daydreaming.

Be careful, you might swallow the seed.

22. Kedondong fruit, tomato.

Hey, you're so strange.

23. Durian fruit on an aren tree.

So annoying, that durian.

24. Skinny chicken, rough feathers.

Poor buyer, the dealer loses.

25. Your face is cute. Your attitude is like a snail.

Your behavior impresses me. But unfortunately, you fart.

26. Mens sana in corpore sano.

I asked like this, you answered like that.

27. Red shirt belongs to mang oding.

Don't get angry.. Just kidding.

28. Kedondong fruit. Atep fruit.

Used to be a transvestite, still the same.

29. Drinking a cup with kue cucur.

I'm handsome, but you're a mess.

30. What kind of bath is not wet?

Building a family with you.

31. Met a drunk person on the street. Drunk while waving.

Have a good sleep. May your dreams be beautiful.

32. Watermelon with betel leaves.

What a magical fruit.

3. Very Funny Gombal Rhyme

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This funny cheesy rhyme can be used as a pick-up line to your crush in a different way but still make them fall for you. Here are some very cheesy and funny rhymes, let's check them out KLovers.

Very cheesy and funny rhymes:

33. Go to Solo while watching a puppet show.

Hello, my love.

34. Strolling to Harmony. On the way back, buy an apple.

Let's go apple picking this weekend.

35. A beautiful colorful bird.

You're beautiful, and I'm the lucky one.

36. Taking a shower while shampooing.

Make me halal, please, sir.

37. Eating intestines with water spinach.

Keep going before the palm leaves bend.

38. Two or three doves.

I love you until death.

39. Once a horse carriage, now a go-kart.

Once friends, now lovers.

40. Roses blooming on a wooden stem.

Do you love me, like I love you.

41. There's a cocoon, there's a butterfly.

Please reply to my text message.

42. Meeting a thief at night.

My love for you will never turn away.

43. Grilling fish with charcoal.

My love is only for you.

44. There's a joke on campus.

Have you eaten yet?

45. Quail eggs mixed with eby.

I love you baby.

46. Watermelon, duku fruit.

I never expected you to be my soulmate.

47. An empty barrel makes a loud sound.

If your heart is empty, can I fill it?

48. Eat sticky rice in a hurry.

Forget the ex, find a new mate.

49. Antique items, pulled by a carriage.

Hey beautiful, let's get to know each other.

50. Guests arrived at the house.

Oh, how beautiful your sweet smile is.

51. Eating fried food with lemper.

Only you can make me baper.

52. Buying clothes at a retail store. Buying it together with Ekah.

I don't want to date. I want to get married directly.

53. A flat tire is immediately patched. It was punctured by a nail.

After I predict it. You are the one who becomes my wife.

54. Big eyes, like a comedian.

Me and you, we want to be together.

55. No determination, makes me bored.

Don't want to be alone, want to sleep with you.

So those are 55 short, funny, and entertaining rhymes that will tickle your stomach. It can be a simple and fun entertainment, right KLovers?

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