80 Funny Short Javanese Captions that Invite Laughter, Entertainment in Sad and Difficult Times

Kapanlagi.com - Posting photos on social media has become a common thing for many people nowadays. Not only for self-expression, sometimes people post photos with the intention of entertaining others by writing funny captions. Moreover, there are many types of funny captions that can invite laughter. Javanese funny captions are one of them.

As the name suggests, Javanese funny captions contain humor that can invite laughter. Although written in Javanese, the humor in these captions can still be enjoyed by anyone. Moreover, recently Javanese has become a quite popular language and is used by a wide range of people, even outside the Javanese community. So don't be surprised if funny Javanese captions are quite often searched for nowadays.

Interested in writing funny captions in Javanese? Gathered from various sources, here are some funny captions in Javanese that are short but can make you burst into laughter.

1. Funny Short Javanese Language Caption That Makes You Laugh

Funny Javanese language caption that makes you laugh (credit: unsplash)

Short funny captions have become one of the favorites today. Even though it's only in a sentence, short captions can still be used as entertainment that invites laughter. Here are funny Javanese captions that can be entertainment in times of sadness and difficulty.

1. "LDR = Lungao dewe rapopo." (Going alone is fine.)

2. "Dipikir loro, dirasake yo malah loro, loro tambah loro sama dengan papat." (Thinking hurts, feeling it hurts even more. Hurt plus hurt equals four.)

3. "Gendut kui montok, mung kebablasen." (Being fat is chubby, just a little too excessive.)

4. "Sak abot-abote masalahmu, nek ditimbang yo ra bakal payu." (No matter how heavy your problems are, if weighed they won't sell.)

5. "Dosa sing paling menyedihkan iku dosambat ora duwe duit." (The most saddening sin is complaining about not having money.)

6. "Kacang iku gurih, tapi nek dikacangin iku perih." (Nuts are tasty, but if they're roasted they're spicy.)

7. "Dadi wong ojo kaku-kaku, ndak koyo kanebo garing." (Being a person, don't be too stiff, otherwise you'll be like a dry towel.)

8. "Sing bergincu bakal kalah karo sing berilmu." (Those who wear lipstick will lose to those who are knowledgeable.)

9. "Kabeh tugas kuwi gampang, nek ora usah digarap." (All tasks are easy if you don't bother doing them.)

10. "Guyon ki ojo kelewatan.Nek kelewatan ngko mutere kadohan." (Don't joke too much. If you go too far, the return will be far.)

11. "Ikhlas iku koyok keset, dipidek pidek tetep kudu welcome." (Sincerity is like a doormat, even if stepped on, it must still be welcoming.)

12. "Foto DP kok karo pacare terus, opo mbiyen leh tuku HP urunan?" (Why is your profile picture always with your partner, did you buy the phone together?)

13. "Awakmu ojo kakehan kode, salah peng telu tak blokir lho." (Don't give too many hints. Wrong three times, and the heart can be blocked.)

14. "Nek bojo iku tulang rusuk, berarti mantan iku fosil." (If a partner is like our rib, then an ex is a fossil.)

15. "Omonganmu koyo parfum isi ulang, podo wangine tapi gak asli." (Your words are like refillable perfume, they smell the same but they're not genuine.)

16. "Dadi wong lanang ojo koyo krupuk.Teles sitik lemes." (Being a man shouldn't be like a cracker. Easily broken.) A little wet, limp).

2. Funny Javanese Language Caption About Life

Funny Javanese language caption about life (credit: unsplash)

Life doesn't always have to be taken seriously. Occasionally, we need to take a break and laugh at funny things in life. Because, often in our daily lives, we encounter funny and amusing things. Here are some funny Javanese language captions about life.

17. "If someone treats you well, you should respond with kindness. But if they treat you well and hurt you instead, maybe they're not human."

18. "I understand that fortune is only entrusted. But God, please entrust a little more."

19. "I'm tired and want to complain, but since I'm a red power ranger, my tiredness disappears." Tired and complaining, I told myself to disappear.)

20. "Wong lemu kui, dudu kakean mangan, tapi program diete sing gagal." (That fat person, not eating a lot, but their diet program failed.).

21. "Urepmu gak duwe tujuan?Koyok wong kebelet tapi ga nemu jedeng ae." (Living without purpose is like someone who's in a hurry but can't find a toilet.)

22. "Waktu adalah uang.Yen kancamu mbok jak dolan ngomong raenek wektu, berarti wonge ra ndue duwit." (Time is money. If your friend invites you to play and you say you don't have time, it means your friend doesn't have money.)

23. "Asline aku yo kudu nangis, tapi wedi mengko umbelku metu." (Actually, I want to cry, but I'm afraid my snot will come out.)

24. "Dosa sing paling menyedihkan iku dosambat ora duwe duit." (The saddest sin is complaining about not having money.)

25. "Ojo nggodani bojone wong.Biarlah bojone wong sing nggodain kita." (Don't flirt with someone's wife. Let it be the other person's wife who flirts with us.)

26. "Udane awet, koyo lambemu nek ngomel, nggak leren-leren." (The rain is persistent, just like your mouth when complaining, never stops.)

27. "Kowe butuh duit??Reneo, ayo nangis bareng." (You need money? Come on, let's cry together.) Come here, let's cry together.)

28. "If I see the look in your eyes, it seems like you're going to borrow money from me."

3. Funny Javanese Language Caption About Love

Funny Javanese language caption about love (credit: unsplash)

Until now, love may be synonymous with romantic things. However, from another perspective, love often holds funny things that can invite laughter. Here are some funny Javanese captions about love.

29. "Is that an ex or a hero? Why do you keep remembering?"

30. "I've observed, a beautiful woman must already have someone."

31. "Don't speak too sweetly, or else ants will attack your mouth."

32. "Don't try to be romantic, if in the end it's just tragic. It's better to be humorous but end up sweet."

33. "Your love is like a Padang restaurant, it has many branches."

34. "If you love me, don't keep teasing me. I'm not a safe that needs a code. (If you love me, don't just give me codes. I'm not a safe that needs a code.)

35. I don't understand Valentine's Day, I only know Pak Day and Bu Day (Pak Day and Bu Day are wordplays of pakdhe and budhe, meaning uncle and aunt).

36. I breathe, you breathe, does that mean we're meant to be together?

37. Mom, your child's heart is not strong enough.

38. Love is sometimes like cassava chips, it can be destroyed if not handled carefully.

39. Dating doesn't need to be flaunted, what's important is suddenly spreading invitations.

40. Even though your body is big, there's still room for you in my heart.

41. Bitter medicine can heal, but you who are sweet can cause pain.

42. The name is a partner, if it's not right, it's just a dream.

43. Sorry... The person just finished exercising, their body is fit but their heart is in pain.

44. Ruined, I don't understand anymore, already fallen in love but it ended.

45. Ketan (a type of sticky rice), meeting an ex when I brought a date.

46. No wonder my body is not fat, because I don't feed it false hope. What I eat is false hope.)

47. "Untung atiku iki digawe karo Gusti Allah.Nek gawean menungso wes remuk ket wingi." (Fortunately, my heart is made by God. If it is made by humans, it would have been destroyed since yesterday.)

48. "Ora perlu selamat pagi, lek ujung-ujunge selamat tinggal." (No need to say good morning, if in the end it's goodbye.)

49. "Tetese grimis karo tetese tangisanmu, iseh jeru tetesen banyu motone wong tuoku." (The drops of drizzle and the drops of your tears, are still deeper than the drops of my parents' tears.)

50. "Jaremu lungo tuku sego, lha muleh malah gowo lanangane tonggo." (You said you went to buy rice, but you came back with the neighbor's partner.)

51. "Yen pancen tresno kudune dijogo ora malah ditinggal gendakan karo wong liyo." (If love is supposed to be cherished, don't instead go dating someone else.)

52. "Move on kuwi dudu berusaha nglalekke ya, tapi ngikhlaske lan berusaha ngentukke sing luweh apik luwih seko sing mbiyen-mbiyen." (Moving on is not about trying to forget, but accepting and trying to get something better than before.)

4. Funny Javanese Language Caption with Hidden Meaning

Funny Javanese language caption with meaning (credit: unsplash)

Javanese language is known for its philosophy. Even in funny Javanese words, there are also advice or meaningful life philosophies. Here are some funny Javanese captions that hold meaning.

53. "Aku mung iso maca buku, durung iso maca atimu." (I can only read books, I can't read your heart yet.)

54. "Ora usah sepaneng, mending digawe seneng-seneng." (Don't be tense, it's better to be happy.)

55. "Kadang lathi iso gawe loroning ati." (Sometimes words can hurt feelings.)

56. "Nek ngomong ojo dhuwur-dhuwur.Mengko lambemu kesampluk pesawat." (When speaking, don't be too high, or else your mouth will be hit by an airplane.)

57. "Wit, yen di uncali watu tetep dibales kanggo woh." (Live like a tree, when someone throws a stone at you, respond with fruit.)

58. "Ojo rumongso biso, nanging bisoho rumongso." (Don't think you can, but strive to be able to feel.)

59. "Abot entheng saka panggawene dhewe." (The heaviness and lightness of life depend on oneself.)

60. "Tenangno pikirmu.Ayemno atimu.Gusti Allah mboten sare." (Calm your mind. Calm your heart. God will not abandon you.) Allah does not sleep.)

61. "I understand you all the time. So am I a CCTV?"

62. "Drums are drums, koplo is koplo, don't just talk! Show me the proof."

63. "Dream as high as the sky, if you fall it means your sleep is not in the middle."

64. "Don't act smart, or you'll be wrong. Don't cheat, or you'll be in trouble."

65. "The drops of drizzle and the drops of your tears, the drops of my parents' tears are deeper."

67. "Do good for yourself, family, others, and the world."

68. "Do what we can, then leave it to God."

69. "Don't bother thinking about what other people say, they don't think when they speak."

70. "Life's name is full of trials, if there are a lot of donations, it's called dangdutan."

5. Funny Javanese Language Caption About Friends

Funny Javanese language caption (credit: Pixabay)

And another funny Javanese caption is, there is a funny Javanese caption about friends. Yes, friendship indeed has its own story in our lives, one of the funny stories. And here are some funny Javanese captions about friends:

71. "Dudu sanak, dudu kadang, yen mati melu kalangan." (Not family, not relatives, if they die, we also feel the loss)

72. "Guyon ora popo, sing penting ojo jotos-jotosan, yo!" (It's okay to joke around, as long as we don't hit each other)

73. "Teman Jadi Cinta.Sampek kegowo turu, ngimpi ngusap pipimu.Tansah nyoto keroso konco dadi tresno." (Friends become love, until it feels like dreaming and touching your cheek. Feels like friends become love)

74. "Kadang lathi iso gawe loroning ati." (Sometimes words can hurt the heart)

75. "Gak usah macak sok polos ndek ngarepku.Lek kenyataane sikapmu koyok asu." (No need to pretend to be innocent in front of me. If in fact your attitude is like a dog)

76. "Nek ngomong ojo dhuwur-dhuwur.Ngko lambemu kesampluk pesawat." (If you speak, don't be too high, or else your mouth will be hit by an airplane)

77. "Ngaku konco kok gur pengen nunut mulyo.Pas konco ciloko malah lungo." (Claiming to be a friend but only wanting to ride on fame. When a friend has a problem, they just leave)

78. "Ra sah ngaku konco kenthel nek pas awor aku atimu isih grundel." (No need to claim to be a friend if when we meet, your heart is still uncomfortable)

79. "Ampun mbedakakekn marang lintune." (Don't discriminate against others, respect differences)

80. "Ojo dadi kacang kang lali karo kulite." (Don't be a person who forgets the sacrifices and help of others)

Those are among the 80 funny Javanese captions that entertain and make you laugh. Hopefully useful and inspiring!

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